This is the story of a young Midwestern boy who begins his journey to manhood at a most unexpected time. A couple of years ago, my […]

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  A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If any of us are ever in a plane crash together, and ultimately we survive in the wilderness by resorting […]

  IMPORTANT NOTICE: Please read. This is not your typical yada-yada legal-speak. Your life depends on it. Because the Internet is littered with people too […]

  Wanted: Test subject…er…pilot for a time machine I have created using my trusty AMC Pacer, a sack of ball bearings, a Jack LaLanne Power Juicer, […]

  Here at Dances With Bass, we strive to be both funny and educational. Consider tonight’s post to fall under the auspices of education. Use […]

(Technically, I’d be Moby Dick in this little analogy, but “Call me Ishmael” is one of the most famous lines in literature, so there’s that.) […]

  Recently, my six-year-old son and I were watching a show on NatGeo Wild about black bears. For the first 20 minutes or so, the […]

  Friends, we must come together to save this poor soul. We brought Matt Damon home, so with enough support from the Facebook community, we […]

  Pompatus Per the Oxford English Dictionary: Noun /ˈpɒmpətəs/ One who acts with pomp, splendor. Last year for Valentine’s Day, my six-year-old son and I went […]