This just in from the Department of Tangentially Minded Over-Shares: Years ago—probably in the late 1990s—I bought my first nose hair trimmer. It was […]

Recently, a photo of a pair of beach-goers went viral on this here interweb thingy. Many people immediately rushed to the conclusion that the photo […]

  Author’s Note: This column contains some mildly off-color language. If you are offended by colorful turns of phrase, I suggest you click elsewhere. Thank […]

  Recently, my five-year-old son and I were driving home after picking up a delicious taco dinner at Chipotle. Eric was mid-sentence in what had […]

  I have an idea. If we as a society are so intent on using torture as a way of protecting our country, then let’s […]

  If you are even an occasional reader of my blog or my social media posts, you’ve probably gathered that I have a variety of […]

  On this Thanksgiving, I’d like to share one of my family’s seasonal favorite recipes: Oven Roasted Carp Ingredient List: 1 freshly caught carp Juice […]

  Anyone who knows me also knows that I don’t like mornings. And by “don’t like,” I mean I hate mornings with the fury of […]

  While I have shared some of the things you see here, there are many previously unknown facts about your wayward author. Everything you read […]

A couple of weeks ago, I learned a valuable and decidedly painful lesson about Chipotle hot salsa, physics, and splatter patterns. It turns out that […]