Here at Dances with Bass Industries, we’re fans of Shakespeare, and from time to time, we like to imagine how he would have […]

  Sometimes, life’s best advice comes from unusual places. Take, for instance, these gems that have proven to be guiding lights in my confused little […]

  Every so often, my many followers ask me for some guidance…you know, because clearly, I have things dialed in over here. Generally, I don’t […]

  As many of my friends know, I am accumulating titanium and Lithium-ion-powered anatomical accouterments at what some might call an alarming rate. In the […]

  You know, I’m not afraid to open and use a whole can of Whoopass when necessary, though I find that I can usually get […]

  Lotsa city folk just talk about it, but few really know just how demanding cat herding is. Hell, I guess you could say that […]

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  Today, I would like to broach a, um, windy topic. Recently, I read a news story (really, I am not making this up) in […]