Friends, we must come together to save this poor soul. We brought Matt Damon home, so with enough support from the Facebook community, we […]

  Pompatus Per the Oxford English Dictionary: Noun /ˈpɒmpətəs/ One who acts with pomp, splendor. Last year for Valentine’s Day, my six-year-old son and I went […]

  Note: I wrote this piece in October 2014 and posted it to my Facebook page. However, I thought it would make a dandy addition […]

  IMPORTANT NOTE: I wrote this piece in pure jest. It is not to be taken seriously (a good rule of thumb for roughly 72.83 […]

  Now that the final “militia” member has surrendered after a 41-day standoff, I’d just like to ask why a bunch of white dudes taking over […]

  Now that I am faced finding a new job, and possibly a new career, I’d like to enlist your help in deciding where I […]

  I was digging through old photos the other day and I came across this gem. My friends who used to work in the 103rd […]

  Recently, I found myself embroiled in a rather hairy situation. While my wife, Charlotte, and I were cleaning up after dinner, I was waxing […]

  I would just like to take a moment to acknowledge the extraordinary acts of kindness and decency I have witnessed this week. As many […]

  The first day of our lake vacation might be gray, cold and rainy, but I am in good spirits. I might not be sitting […]