Here’s a little-known factoid about yours truly: I currently hold the state record for dwarf tossing. What? Don’t roll your eyes like that. You […]

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As some of my longtime friends and regular readers (all three of them) know, I’ve long had an imaginary friend named Ned. (And Ned has […]