Because I am a word nerd, I have several books devoted to idioms and clichés. I often refer to these books—and more often, I just […]

  Note: This post is an expansion of a Facebook post that I wrote sometime back when the G key on my laptop fell off. […]

  I before E, except after C. Even beige caffeinated reindeer who are heirs to feisty, foreign, sheik senseis who deign to sing “Dreidel, Dreidel, […]

  IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! This important dispatch comes from the Dances with Bass Legal Department. Read to the end and share or your miserable lives are […]

  If I wish upon a star—the first one I see tonight—what happens if that particular star is dead and I’m only seeing light from […]

  Friends, I am in the beta-testing phase of a new laptop add-on that will spray a fast-acting anesthetic into the face of any social […]

    Here at Dances with Bass Industries, we’re fans of Shakespeare, and from time to time, we like to imagine how he would have […]

  Sometimes, life’s best advice comes from unusual places. Take, for instance, these gems that have proven to be guiding lights in my confused little […]