The Smarty Pants with the Freshly Mowed Grass…
You know, I’m not afraid to open and use a whole can of Whoopass when necessary, though I find that I can usually get […]
MonthMarch 2016
Git along, little pussies, git along…
Lotsa city folk just talk about it, but few really know just how demanding cat herding is. Hell, I guess you could say that […]
The Pen of the Gods
QUICK! Get Yours While Supplies Last! From Amazon.com: The Montegrappa Chaos Limited Edition 18K Gold Rollerball Pen. Sylvester Stallone’s “Chaos” pen is fashioned from precious […]
He’s the Dog’s Danglies…
Unlike many who have recently become unemployed, I am not crying in my beer. No sir. We here at Dances With Bass Industries have been […]
‘Tis But a Scratch…
We here at Dances With Bass Industries pride ourselves on being creative, intelligent and funny. Those things are in our DNA, as is evidenced by […]
The Answer Is Blowin’ in the Wind…
Today, I would like to broach a, um, windy topic. Recently, I read a news story (really, I am not making this up) in […]
Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it…
For me, fishing is church. The water is where I find my spirituality. I know many people find theirs in church, or from a book, […]
The Science of Fish Measurement
Now that spring is just around the proverbial corner, we here at Dances With Bass Industries are re-spooling our reels, sharpening our hooks, and […]