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# Dances with Bass

Snippets from the mind of an American hero. Random observations about life, love, fishing, dementia, music, sports, and yodeling. General strangeness. Intellectual badassery.

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- [Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy...Balls](https://danceswithbass.com/2018/10/27/meaty-beaty-big-and-bouncy-balls/) - This post is about balls. Baseballs. Keep your shorts on. I just finished watching the longest game in World Series history, both in terms of innings played and total time played (18 innings and 7 hours, 20 minutes). The game ended in dramatic fashion with a walk-off homer by Dodgers' infielder Max Muncy in the
- [Git Yer Motor Runnin'](https://danceswithbass.com/2018/01/01/git-yer-motor-runnin/) - As some of my longtime friends and regular readers (all three of them) know, I've long had an imaginary friend named Ned. (And Ned has an imaginary dog named Steve, but that's another story for another time.) Few, however, know how Steve and I met, and until now, I have been reluctant to share that
- [Going Where No Man Has Gone Before...](https://danceswithbass.com/2008/02/15/space-the-final-frontier/) - Author's Note: This column originally was published in June 1995 on my now defunct personal web page. I refurbished it a bit here, cleaning up the prose a little and removing some of the more stunning displays of my skills with adjectives. After reading the original again tonight for the first time in years,
- [Some Random Mental Divergence](https://danceswithbass.com/2017/12/13/some-random-mental-divergence/) - Sometimes, life's best advice comes from unusual places. Take, for instance, these gems that have proven to be guiding lights in my confused little world: "Face forward with your knees slightly bent and rest your weight on the balls of your feet so that you're ready to move in any direction." —My first T-Ball
- [The Aesthetics of Dwarf Tossing*](https://danceswithbass.com/2018/01/08/the-aesthetics-of-dwarf-tossing/) - Here's a little-known factoid about yours truly: I currently hold the state record for dwarf tossing. What? Don't roll your eyes like that. You might not know it, but if you bend your knees just so and get the right arc, you can toss your average dwarf a country mile. Most people in these
- [A Criminal Re-thinking of Bohemian Rhapsody*](https://danceswithbass.com/2018/01/03/a-criminal-re-thinking-of-bohemian-rhapsody/) - Here at Dances with Bass Industries, we live in an alternate universe that is a world of never-ending happiness. You can always see the sun—day or night. We also take painkillers and don't sleep very well. These realities sometimes lead us to wonder what would happen if the world's most inane politician were to rewrite
- [Clichés, Proverbs, and Idioms are Pieces of Cake that Make You as Sick as a Dog](https://danceswithbass.com/2017/12/27/cliches-proverbs-and-idioms-are-pieces-of-cake-that-make-you-as-sick-as-a-dog/) - Because I am a word nerd, I have several books devoted to idioms and clichés. I often refer to these books—and more often, I just reach for Google—when I find myself wondering where a particular phrase comes from and why we use it with nary a thought as to its literal meaning. Before we go
- [101 Absolutely True Facts About Me...Really](https://danceswithbass.com/2014/11/16/101-absolutely-true-facts-about-me-really/) - While I have shared some of the things you see here, there are many previously unknown facts about your wayward author. Everything you read here is true. I swear. I am not making any of this up. Trust me. I don't like to brag—I really don't—but I am the butt model for Loverboy's Get
- [The Dog Rocket](https://danceswithbass.com/2014/07/12/the-dog-rocket/) - Today's free fishing and dog owner advice: If you own a hunting dog (even if he's never been trained to hunt) and you take said hunting dog fishing in your boat, keep these things in mind: Hunting dogs hunt. All the time, even when it looks like they're asleep. When you fish near reeds
- [Black Bottom Burger Blues](https://danceswithbass.com/2014/04/03/the-hamburglar-gets-shanked/) - My dad worked at GM in their tool crib - a pretty cushy job in which he was paid real money to sit at a little window and fill parts and tool orders. The most important part of his job, however, was to play practical jokes. The guys in the tool crib were a
- [The Dead Dog Story](https://danceswithbass.com/2014/04/26/the-jimmy-olsen-blues/) - As a former newspaper reporter in a couple of small central Indiana cities, I covered my share of dead dog stories. "Dead dogs" are stories that have no chance of being interesting, but are ones your editor sends you out to cover because he has space to fill on page 9 of the local
- [Adventures in (Mis)Dialing](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/09/14/adventures-in-misdialing/) - A few weeks back, some friends and I were swapping stories about misadventures in wrong telephone numbers—you know, those times when you dial the wrong number and much hilarity and/or stomach upset ensue. The following is a true story that still makes my stomach churn. I have only recently been able to talk about
- [Just Horsing Around](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/09/27/just-horsing-around/) - Author's Note: The following is a true story, though a few of the details might be incorrect. At the time these events occurred, it was roughly 1974 when I was about six, maybe even younger. It's possible that the animals in question were cows, not horses, but I elected to go with horses in this
- [You Can't Beat His Meat...](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/08/09/you-cant-beat-his-meat/) - After reading this article (see below for full text), I felt that someone needed to tell the rest of the story... ALIQUIPPA, Pa. - "She can't beat my meat!" shouted William Neugebauer as he was led out of a packed western Pennsylvania courthouse. The 51-year-old Neugebauer was convicted Friday of a class B felony count
- [Top 10 Reasons the Aliens Ignore Us](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/08/26/top-10-reasons-the-aliens-ignore-us/) - Humans have long looked the stars above them and wondered, are we alone? Is there life on other planets? Why don't the aliens visit our meager planet and bestow us with the gifts of their technologies? Like hyperspace. Teleportation. The ability to vaporize entire planets with an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. You know,
- [How to go Fishing](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/08/09/how-to-go-fishing/) - My four-year-old son Eric and I have been doing a lot of fishing this summer. On one recent fishing trip, he had this to say about how fishing is done: 1. You get some red wigglers. 2. You pick out good-looking red wiggler. 3. You put it on a hook. 4. You throw it
- [Bacon—It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore...](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/08/30/bacon-its-not-just-for-breakfast-anymore/) - In honor of International Bacon Day tomorrow, I give you my Top 10 Bacon-Inspired Products the World Needs™. Patents are pending, so don't even think about trying to Bogart these ideas for yourself. (See the Dances with Bass Some Important Legal Mumbo Jumbo for more details. Your life and financial freedom depend on it.)
- [Kick Her Where?!?](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/06/22/kick-her-where/) - Yesterday, my wife, Charlotte, had a baking emergency and asked me to go to the grocery store for a can of coconut milk. So, off to the store I went. After acquiring said coconut milk and getting back into my car, I noticed the pickup truck on the end of the row had an interesting
- [Newfound Newtonian Wisdom](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/06/23/newfound-newtonian-wisdom/) - Recently, my daughter asked me to help her study for her final fifth-grade science test. She was having a little trouble with Newton's Laws of Motion - in particular, Law III, which states in part, "To every action, there is always an equal and opposite reaction..." She asked me for some examples. So, I
- [A Sudden Loss of Hearing or Vision](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/06/24/a-sudden-loss-of-hearing-or-vision/) - So, as many of you know, I watch a lot of televised baseball and football. That means I see a lot of commercials targeted at predominantly male audiences, including a fair number of commercials for erectile dysfunction medications. I've noted that the narrator always says to contact your doctor if you "experience a sudden
- [Retrieving the Retriever](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/05/23/retrieving-the-retriever/) - He hit the topwater buzzbait with gusto. The water exploded around him in a wild spray and for a second, my heart felt as though it had stopped on a dime. He was a monster by any description and I immediately knew that we (my light/medium-action spinning rod and reel and me) were woefully outmatched.
- [The Watcher on the Wall](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/04/29/borderline-feels-like-im-going-to-lose-my-mind/) - It all started with a simple, yet entirely critical misunderstanding. The shiny-domed, twitchy farmer with helter-skelter eyes asked me if I had any guns. Unfortunately, because he's one of those close-talkers who utters every statement as though it's a state secret, I thought he asked if I had kids. I gleefully answered, "Yep, got
- [25 Things You Didn't Know About Your Wayward Author](https://danceswithbass.com/2012/04/15/45/) - You think you know me? Maybe you do, but I can promise you that there are at least 25 things you didn't know. 1. I am the superhero known as Adjective Man. I have a cape and everything. 2. I think life would be better if random groups of people broke out into Monty Python-like
- [The Mustachioed Lady and the Kid](https://danceswithbass.com/2008/03/01/the-mustached-lady-and-the-kid/) - She was big and ugly. My third-grade teacher used to stand over me with pursed lips and her dark female mustache quivering as her face twisted into a phantasmagorical sneer. She would rap my desk with one of her hairy-knuckled, knobby fingers while showing me the finer points of penmanship. She was the pure
- [Communication Breakdown](https://danceswithbass.com/2008/03/06/communication-breakdown/) - I made a pretty, purplish-red splotch on the carpet in my office when I melted down today. I was in mid-groove this afternoon as I slid out of my shirt and tie and eased into a battle-scarred pair of jeans and big, floppy sweatshirt, and then saddled up to my computer desk. Everything was fine
- [Abuse of Authority](https://danceswithbass.com/2008/03/07/whats-good-for-the-goose-2/) - This morning while driving to work, I received a speeding ticket. I admit that I was driving over the posted speed (not by a lot, but enough) and I do not dispute the charge. Subsequently, I will pay the fine and outrageous court costs without complaint. I do, however, find it objectionable when I
- [Mental Jewelry](https://danceswithbass.com/2008/03/09/mental-jewelry/) - Sometimes I think I'd like to not think so much. Being a man of words, sometimes it becomes quite difficult to shut them off. I spend about 99 percent of my waking hours with thousands of thoughts boiling around between my ears. Ask anyone who knows me and they’ll probably tell you that I
- [21 Things I’ve Learned About Fatherhood: Tales from a Rookie Father](https://danceswithbass.com/2008/02/08/21-things-ive-learned-about-fatherhood-tales-from-a-rookie-father/) - Author's Note: The following post is a column I wrote in 2004 about my thoughts on becoming a father. While I've certainly become more experienced in the ways of fatherhood, these 21 immutable laws of fatherhood remain unchanged. Prior to becoming a father, I had little to no experience with babies. In fact, aside from
- [The Tale of the Ax](https://danceswithbass.com/2008/02/10/the-tale-of-the-axe/) - Recently, I went to Big Lots to look for an ax to use for some landscaping work I've been doing. I found one and then decided to look around the store at the other bargains, all the while, carrying the ax. Funnily enough, I noticed that people certainly treat you differently when you're walking
- [Where It All Began...](https://danceswithbass.com/2008/02/11/where-it-all-began/) - Author’s Note: In a previous life, I was a reporter for three mid-sized newspapers in central Indiana. While working for the Kokomo Tribune, I also served as a weekly columnist. My first column appears below and is where all of this fish blogging business really began. At the time, I was a rank amateur
- [A Hunk-a Hunk-a Burnin' Love](https://danceswithbass.com/2008/02/15/a-hunk-a-hunk-a-burnin-love/) - Ned, my imaginary friend, saw him first. He was standing there with a chubby handful of Zagnut candy bars and raspberry fruit roll-ups. We—Ned and I—were wading our way through the throngs of hell-bent shoppers who were making a dash for a blue-light special on eyelash curlers when Ned caught a glimpse of The
- [One Foot in the Grave](https://danceswithbass.com/2008/02/20/one-foot-in-the-grave/) - 40. 4-0. Forty. FORTY. Cripes, 40. Ahem, sorry, I’m just getting used to saying (or typing) that out loud. Honestly, it’s taking a little time for me to get groovy with that number. But, alas, with just under three weeks until the big day cometh, I’d better come to grips with the fact that
- [Finding the G...Key](https://danceswithbass.com/2017/12/19/finding-the-g-key/) - Note: This post is an expansion of a Facebook post that I wrote sometime back when the G key on my laptop fell off. I thought it merited some spiffying up and some additional research, so I put the crack Dances With Bass Research Department on the case: A public service announcement from your
- [Important Grammar Lesson: I before E except after C (sometimes)](https://danceswithbass.com/2017/12/18/important-grammar-lesson-i-before-e-except-after-c-sometimes/) - I before E, except after C. Even beige caffeinated reindeer who are heirs to feisty, foreign, sheik senseis who deign to sing "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel" to neighboring counterfeit keisters in Beijing and pull at their sleigh reins against Santa's weight until the veins in their heads bulge understand this. Weird. What's the problem? This
- [Urgent—New Facebook Privacy Policy](https://danceswithbass.com/2017/12/17/urgent-new-facebook-privacy-policy/) - IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! This important dispatch comes from the Dances with Bass Legal Department. Read to the end and share or your miserable lives are forfeit, your pets and children will cease to love you, and you'll get pimples in tender fleshy areas that are particularly unpleasant insofar as pimples are concerned: Deadline tomorrow!!! Everything
- [Wishing Upon a Star](https://danceswithbass.com/2017/12/16/wishing-upon-a-star/) - If I wish upon a star—the first one I see tonight—what happens if that particular star is dead and I'm only seeing light from a star that took millions of light years to reach me? Is my wish invalidated because the star is no longer living and technically not able to fulfill wish requisitions?
- [Whataboutstop Spray™](https://danceswithbass.com/2017/12/15/whataboutstop-spray/) - Friends, I am in the beta-testing phase of a new laptop add-on that will spray a fast-acting anesthetic into the face of any social media user who resorts to "what about X" arguments when Argument X has nothing to do with Topic Y. I have received interest from several major laptop and smartphone manufacturers—so sorry,
- [Shakespeare's Baby Got Back](https://danceswithbass.com/2017/12/14/shakespeares-baby-got-back/) - Here at Dances with Bass Industries, we're fans of Shakespeare, and from time to time, we like to imagine how he would have written well-known (not necessarily good) songs. After much research, translation, and pain medication, this is what we think Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot would've sounded like if Shakespeare had
- [Pee Wee Power](https://danceswithbass.com/2014/11/20/pee-wee-power/) - Anyone who knows me also knows that I don't like mornings. And by "don't like," I mean I hate mornings with the fury of thousand sleeping beagles when the UPS man rings the doorbell. I am an unapologetic night owl and have been from an early age. I've had to get up early for
- [Oven Roasted Carp](https://danceswithbass.com/2014/11/23/oven-broasted-carp/) - On this Thanksgiving, I'd like to share one of my family's seasonal favorite recipes: Oven Roasted Carp Ingredient List: 1 freshly caught carp Juice of one lemon 1 lemon, thinly sliced with rind on 4 T minced, fresh flat-leaf parsley 3 garlic cloves, minced 1 hickory plank Vegetable oil or spray Salt and pepper
- [Random Observations and Thoughts](https://danceswithbass.com/2014/11/30/random-observations-and-thoughts/) - If you are even an occasional reader of my blog or my social media posts, you've probably gathered that I have a variety of unusual—yet brilliant—thoughts coursing through my brain at any given time. Most of the voices in my head work for me, though there are a few renegade, uh, personalities who operate
- [What's Good for the Goose...](https://danceswithbass.com/2014/12/11/whats-good-for-the-goose/) - I have an idea. If we as a society are so intent on using torture as a way of protecting our country, then let's have some real skin in the game. I will stipulate to the use of torture by our government if our government stipulates to a little quid pro quo. It goes
- [The Birds, the Bees, and Chuck E. Cheese](https://danceswithbass.com/2015/01/14/the-birds-the-bees-and-chuck-e-cheese/) - Recently, my five-year-old son and I were driving home after picking up a delicious taco dinner at Chipotle. Eric was mid-sentence in what had to be the longest discussion about Australian predators I've ever been a part of, when he turned the conversation on a dime, as they say. In an instant, we switched
- [The Isle of Misfit Public People, Politicians, and Performers™](https://danceswithbass.com/2015/01/16/the-isle-of-misfit-public-people-politicians-and-performers/) - Author's Note: This column contains some mildly off-color language. If you are offended by colorful turns of phrase, I suggest you click elsewhere. Thank you. —The Management So, I have what I think is quite possibly the greatest of the many great ideas I've had over my lifetime. You might find it hard to
- [Only the Towel Knows...](https://danceswithbass.com/2015/01/17/only-the-towel-knows/) - Recently, a photo of a pair of beach-goers went viral on this here interweb thingy. Many people immediately rushed to the conclusion that the photo in question was a risqué photo. I, on the other hand, don't have a dirty mind, and I failed to see what all of the hubbub was about. Because the
- [An Unlikely Conduit to Spirituality](https://danceswithbass.com/2015/05/23/an-unlikely-conduit-to-spirituality/) - This just in from the Department of Tangentially Minded Over-Shares: Years ago—probably in the late 1990s—I bought my first nose hair trimmer. It was a relatively cheap device, operated by a single AA battery. I used it a few times over the following months and it did its job, whacking unwanted nostril hair. However,
- [Happiness Is a Fish You Can Catch](https://danceswithbass.com/2015/06/27/happiness-is-a-fish-you-can-catch/) - The first day of our lake vacation might be gray, cold and rainy, but I am in good spirits. I might not be sitting in the bow of my boat, catching fish, but I remain thankful.I am thankful that I live in a country in which people less fortunate than me can get medical
- [And So Today, My World...It Smiles](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/01/30/and-so-today-my-world-it-smiles/) - I would just like to take a moment to acknowledge the extraordinary acts of kindness and decency I have witnessed this week. As many know by now, this week was a difficult week for many of us in the publishing industry, yours truly included. This week saw the layoffs of roughly 4,000 Pearson employees
- [Jive Talkin'](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/01/30/jive-talkin-3/) - Recently, I found myself embroiled in a rather hairy situation. While my wife, Charlotte, and I were cleaning up after dinner, I was waxing poetic about how pleased I've been with the beard I've managed to grow, just one-third of the way through Movember. After a pause that can be only accurately described as
- [Starsky & Hutch](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/09/starsky-hutch/) - I was digging through old photos the other day and I came across this gem. My friends who used to work in the 103rd Street Macmillan Computer Publishing building in Indianapolis will remember Starsky and Hutch, the turkey vultures who nested on the roof of the building and would walk around the tiny 4th-floor ledge.
- [8-Point Plan for Quelling Ridiculous Rebellions By Armed Nitwits™](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/11/8-point-plan-for-quelling-ridiculous-rebellions-by-armed-nitwits/) - Now that the final "militia" member has surrendered after a 41-day standoff, I'd just like to ask why a bunch of white dudes taking over a federal building get to be referred to as a "militia," but if three Muslims were to set up camp in a Sbarro, they'd have been referred to as "terrorists,"
- [The Five Stages of Editing a Book](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/12/the-five-stages-of-editing-a-book/) - IMPORTANT NOTE: I wrote this piece in pure jest. It is not to be taken seriously (a good rule of thumb for roughly 72.83 percent of everything you see on Dances with Bass.) The past 19 years of book editing have been absolutely amazing. During that time, I have worked with some simply brilliant authors—many
- [The Tale of the Toad Who Stole Our Hearts](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/13/the-tale-of-the-toad-who-stole-our-hearts/) - Note: I wrote this piece in October 2014 and posted it to my Facebook page. However, I thought it would make a dandy addition to the mental musings found here at Dances With Bass, and more importantly, be entertaining to all three subscribers I've accumulated. Okay, I lied. I have just two subscribers. But
- [The Pompatus of Love](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/14/the-pompatus-of-love/) - Pompatus Per the Oxford English Dictionary: Noun /ˈpɒmpətəs/ One who acts with pomp, splendor. Last year for Valentine's Day, my six-year-old son and I went to pick out flowers for my wife. As soon as we walked into the florist's door, my son immediately zeroed in on a small, flowering potted plant. He snatched it up and confidently
- [Call me Ishmael](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/19/call-me-ishmael/) - (Technically, I'd be Moby Dick in this little analogy, but "Call me Ishmael" is one of the most famous lines in literature, so there's that.) You know that you're having a bad week when the best part of your week thus far was having this four-inch long needle inserted into your hip-joint. (And if you
- [The Beautiful Flight of Birds](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/20/the-beautiful-flight-of-birds/) - Here at Dances With Bass, we strive to be both funny and educational. Consider tonight's post to fall under the auspices of education. Use what you learn here tonight to deal with whatever ails you. It's quite the all-purpose reaction. Use it in good health, and depending upon where you "take flight," make sure
- [Wanted: AMC Pacer Time Machine Test Pilot](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/22/wanted-amc-pacer-time-machine-test-pilot/) - Wanted: Test subject...er...pilot for a time machine I have created using my trusty AMC Pacer, a sack of ball bearings, a Jack LaLanne Power Juicer, a carburetor from a Lawn Boy mower, and 6,000 9-volt batteries. I cannot guarantee that you will survive or that I can get you back to the present. I'd go
- [Some Important Legal Mumbo Jumbo](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/24/some-important-legal-mumbo-jumbo/) - IMPORTANT NOTICE: Please read. This is not your typical yada-yada legal-speak. Your life depends on it. Because the Internet is littered with people too stupid to breed, I, Ser Rick Kughen, of House Kughen, First of His Name, Warden of the North, and Protector of the Realm, state that being of sound mind and
- [Tastes Like Chicken...](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/26/tastes-like-chicken/) - A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If any of us are ever in a plane crash together, and ultimately we survive in the wilderness by resorting to cannibalism, don't feel bad about eating me, if I don't make it. I'm not sensitive about stuff like that. You could feed a family of six from my carcass
- [The Kid, the Belly Dancer, and the Moussaka](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/29/the-kid-the-belly-dancer-and-the-moussaka/) - This is the story of a young Midwestern boy who begins his journey to manhood at a most unexpected time. A couple of years ago, my family and I stopped to eat at a Greek restaurant in Indianapolis on a random wintry Saturday night. It's one of our favorite spots. It's small, quiet, and serves some of the
- [The Science of Fish Measurement](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/03/01/the-science-of-fish-measurement/) - Now that spring is just around the proverbial corner, we here at Dances With Bass Industries are re-spooling our reels, sharpening our hooks, and dreaming of days past when all of the fish were as long as our legs. Or something like that. As any real angler knows, the science of fish measurement is
- [The Answer Is Blowin' in the Wind...](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/03/04/the-answer-is-blowin-in-the-wind/) - Today, I would like to broach a, um, windy topic. Recently, I read a news story (really, I am not making this up) in which 2,000 Americans were asked about flatulence by none other than flatulence deodorant maker Devrom. Hey! Don't walk away. We all do it. It's okay. We can talk about it. Just
- ['Tis But a Scratch...](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/03/07/tis-but-a-scratch/) - We here at Dances With Bass Industries pride ourselves on being creative, intelligent and funny. Those things are in our DNA, as is evidenced by this conversation with the Resident Seven-Year-Old: Eric: "Papa, what would you do if an alligator tried to eat me?" Me: "Well, we papas are pretty tough. I'd smack him right
- [He's the Dog's Danglies...](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/03/08/hes-the-dogs-danglies/) - Unlike many who have recently become unemployed, I am not crying in my beer. No sir. We here at Dances With Bass Industries have been busy with a number of interesting pursuits. Following are 20 things I've been dabbling in since I last held a steady job. (As you might assume, because I also engage
- [The Pen of the Gods](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/03/10/the-pen-of-the-gods/) - QUICK! Get Yours While Supplies Last! From Amazon.com: The Montegrappa Chaos Limited Edition 18K Gold Rollerball Pen. Sylvester Stallone's "Chaos" pen is fashioned from precious materials and produced in limited numbers. The body of the pen is made of black pearlized celluloid with overlays in solid 18K gold. The overlays are finished by hand by
- [Git along, little pussies, git along...](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/03/14/git-along-little-pussies-git-along/) - Lotsa city folk just talk about it, but few really know just how demanding cat herding is. Hell, I guess you could say that I justa 'bout herded any critter—with or without hair; it don't matter—that can be herded. I've corralled just about anything that can walk, hop, or slither, including cows, horses, sheep, goats,
- [Stoned Wallabies in Tasmanian Poppy Fields](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/28/stoned-wallabies-in-tasmanian-poppy-fields/) - TASMANIA, Australia - The world was stunned recently when sources inside Tasmania's legal poppy trade confirmed that wallabies have been sneaking into medicinal poppy flower fields in order to get high and then hop around in circles until they pass out. The news comes as a shocker to most of the world who previously couldn't have picked
- [Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it...](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/03/02/eventually-all-things-merge-into-one-and-a-river-runs-through-it/) - For me, fishing is church. The water is where I find my spirituality. I know many people find theirs in church, or from a book, or in a specific dogma, but none of that has ever worked for me. The water—the glorious water—is where I go to find my interpretation of God. When I wade
- [We can Rebuild Him...](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/04/11/we-can-rebuild-him/) - As many of my friends know, I am accumulating titanium and Lithium-ion-powered anatomical accouterments at what some might call an alarming rate. In the past five years, I've acquired two screws in my left hip, a lithium-ion battery above my left kidney, about five inches of wire going from the battery to my spinal cord,
- [Wisdom From the Mountain Top](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/04/27/wisdom-from-the-mountain-top/) - Every so often, my many followers ask me for some guidance...you know, because clearly, I have things dialed in over here. Generally, I don't publish this kind of advice because I like being the only one who's right, but man, it's getting messed up out there. I mean, some'a y'all are just plain nuts.
- [Simple Bear Necessities](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/17/simple-bear-necessities/) - Recently, my six-year-old son and I were watching a show on NatGeo Wild about black bears. For the first 20 minutes or so, the show was about black bears and all the cool things black bears do...you know, such as look for honey, slaughter salmon that are swimming upstream looking for love, and freak out
- [The Smarty Pants with the Freshly Mowed Grass...](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/03/18/the-smarty-pants-with-the-freshly-mowed-grass/) - You know, I'm not afraid to open and use a whole can of Whoopass when necessary, though I find that I can usually get by with just using the Fun-Sized Whoopass Snackers. I don't like to be wasteful. Waste not, want not, my mom used to say, so if I can take care of an
- [Nigerian Astronaut Needs Your Help](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/15/nigerian-astronaut-needs-your-help/) - Friends, we must come together to save this poor soul. We brought Matt Damon home, so with enough support from the Facebook community, we can bring Major Tunde home, too. I am in charge of collections, so please mail your money directly to me. Cash or money orders only. No checks. If you live nearby
- [Top 10 Career Options](https://danceswithbass.com/2016/02/10/top-10-career-options/) - Now that I am faced finding a new job, and possibly a new career, I'd like to enlist your help in deciding where I go next. Please vote using the buttons below.
- [My Letter to Santa](https://danceswithbass.com/2012/12/15/44/) - It was a blustery night. And in a fitful sleep, I heard in the distance - sleigh bells! Shaking the dreams of sparkly, dancing crappie jigs from my head, I ran to the window, threw up the sash and gazed into the starry sky. The wind wiggled up my robe and tussled my cap
- [The Spider and the (Open) Fly](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/05/04/the-spider-and-the-open-fly/) - I like to think of myself as being sufficiently manly. I say "sufficiently" because I tend to eschew the trappings of machismo that come with the whole "manly-man" thing. I figure that while I do indeed have the requisite equipment, I needn't wag it in anyone's face, you know? And while I am no daredevil,
- [A Call for Peace](https://danceswithbass.com/2013/09/01/thoughts-on-syria/) - Note: I generally eschew using my blog space for anything other than humor and true stories of my superhero exploits. However, from time to time, a current event - such as our likely involvement in Syria's civil war - moves me to speaking out. This is one of those times. I have been watching
- [Good Salsa Gone Bad](https://danceswithbass.com/2014/11/14/good-salsa-gone-bad/) - A couple of weeks ago, I learned a valuable and decidedly painful lesson about Chipotle hot salsa, physics, and splatter patterns. It turns out that if you inadvertently drop one of those little plastic cups of salsa from about waist-high, it will bounce and ultimately spray your recliner, ottoman, coffee table, end table, love seat

## Pages

- [The Wild Feathers - The Ceiling](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/the-wild-feathers-the-ceiling/) - February 1, 2018 Track: The Ceiling Artist: The Wild Feathers Album: The Wild Feathers Year: 2013 Lyrics: Wood burnin' up on the hill Cedar drawer full of pills, and it's quiet Like snow through the trees And I did what I did And I didn't mean anything Where you come from and where you
- [Tom T. Hall - That's How I Got to Memphis](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/tom-t-hall-thats-how-i-got-to-memphis/) - March 19, 2018 Track: That's How I Got to Memphis Artist: Tom T. Hall Album: Ballad of Forty Dollars Year: 1969 Lyrics: If you want somebody enough You'll follow wherever they go That's how I got to Memphis That's how I got to Memphis If you want somebody enough, you'll follow wherever
- [Blackberry Smoke - Waiting for the Thunder](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/blackberry-smoke-waiting-on-the-thunder/) - January 5, 2018 Track: Waiting for the Thunder Artist: Blackberry Smoke Album: Like an Arrow Year: 2016 Lyrics: Light the fuse and run now, brother Cuz' you ain't got a lot of time Don't you act surprised When it all goes to hell on your dime Maybe you can stand tall enough
- [John Moreland & The Black Gold Band - Endless Oklahoma Sky](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/john-moreland-the-black-gold-band-endless-oklahoma-sky/) - January 3, 2018 Track: Endless Oklahoma Sky Artist: John Moreland & The Black Gold Band Album: 2008 Year: Endless Oklahoma Sky Lyrics: Unavailable online Here at the Dances with Bass studios, we are big fans of John Moreland. While he is most known for his folk-country sound of his recent In
- [Drive-By Truckers - Surrender Under Protest](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/drive-by-truckers-surrender-under-protest/) - January 6, 2018 Track: Surrender Under Protest Artist: Drive-By Truckers Album: American Band Year: 2016 Lyrics: From the comfort zone of history On the lips of trusted loved ones To the lonely, fragile minds of angry youths No sooner was it over Than the memory made it nobler The selective means by
- [Chris Knight - Miles to Memphis](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/chris-knight-miles-to-memphis/) - January 5, 2016 Track: Miles to Memphis Artist: Chris Knight Album: Heart of Stone Year: 2008 Lyrics: Two cups of coffee and I'm back on the road 80 miles to Memphis, is what the lady told She smiled and thanked me when she picked up my change Says "you have a safe trip, stay out
- [Tony Joe White - Polk Salad Annie](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/tony-joe-white-polk-salad-annie/) - January 11, 2018 Track: Polk Salad Annie Artist: Tony Joe White Album: Black and White Year: 1968 Lyrics: If some of ya'll never been down south too much... I'm gonna tell you a little bit about this, so that you'll understand What I'm talking about Down there we have a plant that
- [Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/peter-gabriel-solsbury-hill/) - March 15, 2018 Track: Solsbury Hill Artist: Peter Gabriel Album: Peter Gabriel 1 Year: 1977 Lyrics: Climbing up on Solsbury Hill I could see the city light Wind was blowing, time stood still Eagle flew out of the night He was something to observe Came in close, I heard a voice Standing stretching
- [March 2018](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/) - Each track featured in March 2018 is shown below. Click the album art or the Artist/Track/Album links to see more about the featured track, including YouTube videos and lyrics. Album Art Artist/Track/Album Date Posted Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - I Love Rock n' Roll - I Love Rock n' Roll March 1, 2018
- [Running Track Listing](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/running-track-listing/) - Following is a running list of every track featured on Dances with Bass Radio. Art Track Artist Album 1 Broken-Hearted Smile Arthur, Ben Edible Darling 2 That Western Skyline Dawes North Hills 3 Echoes of My Sins Osborne, Anders American Patchwork 4 Giving Your Heart
- [Manic Street Preachers - Theme from M*A*S*H (Suicide is Painless)](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/manic-street-preachers-theme-from-mash-suicide-is-painless/) - March 13, 2018 Track: Theme from M*A*S*H (Suicide is Painless) Artist: Manic Street Preachers Album: Theme from M*A*S*H (Suicide is Painless) Year: 1992 Lyrics: Through early morning fog, I see Visions of the things to be The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see The sword of time will
- [Nada Surf - Always Love](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/nada-surf-always-love/) - January 3, 2016 Track: Always Love Artist: Nada Surf Album: The Weight Is a Gift Year: 2010 Lyrics: To make a mountain of your life Is just a choice But I never learned enough To listen to the voice that told me Always love. Hate will get you every time Always love. Don't wait till
- [The Weather Prophets - Almost Prayed](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/the-weather-prophets-almost-prayed/) - January 1, 2016 Track: Almost Prayed Artist: The Weather Prophets Album: Mayflower Year: 1987 Lyrics: Down by the harbor with my back to the land I felt my feet sink down in the sand Down by the harbor standing all alone I felt my heart grow heavy as a stone I watched the swans in diesel
- [Tom Waits - Downtown Train](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/tom-waits-downtown-train/) - January 1, 2016 Track: Downtown Train Artist: Tom Waits Album: Rain Dogs Year: 1985 Lyrics: Outside another yellow moon Has punched a hole in the nighttime, yes I climb through the window and down the street I'm shining like a new dime The downtown trains are full With all those Brooklyn girls They try so hard
- [Tired Pony - Dead American Writers](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/tired-pony-dead-american-writers/) - January 1, 2016 Track: Dead American Writers Artist: Tired Pony Album: The Place We Ran From Year: 2010 Lyrics: Here's to every time that you rocked the boat Here's to every word that you ever wrote There were clues but it was never clear You got to choose your own way out of here If
- [Cliff Richard - Devil Woman](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/cliff-richard-devil-woman/) - January 2, 2016 Track: Devil Woman Artist: Cliff Richard Album: I'm Nearly Famous Year: 1976 Lyrics: I've had nothing but bad luck Since the day I saw the cat at my door So I came into you sweet lady Answering your mystical call Crystal ball on the table Showing the future, the past Same cat with
- [Neil Young - Unknown Legend](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/314-2/) - Originally posted: December 14, 2015 Track: Unknown Legend Artist: Neil Young Album: Harvest Moon Year: 1992 While many of the songs I chose for your listening enjoyment come from unknown artists, this one comes from musical legend Neil Young (affectionately known here at the Dances with Bass home offices as "Uncle Neil"). Shortly before becoming
- [Dawes - That Western Skyline](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/dawes-north-hills-and-khmds-humble-beginnings/) - December 10, 2015 Track: That Western Skyline Artist: Dawes Album: North Hills Year: 2009 Lyrics: Oh Lou, I'd like to let you know that I do not feel welcome All the birds, the trees, the falling snow; No, they were not made for me And though this is where her heart resides,
- [Ben Arthur - Broken-Hearted Smile](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/ben-arthur-edible-darling-2/) - December 11, 2015 Track: Broken-Hearted Smile Artist: Ben Arthur Album: Edible Darling Year: 2004 Lyrics: Focal point's the missing focus The empty space through the aisle Sometimes it’s all, it’s all you can see like the missing tooth in a smile Sometimes it’s all, it’s all you can see like the missing tooth
- [Manic Street Preachers - Autumnsong](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/manic-street-preachers-autumnsong/) - February 22, 2016 Track: Autumnsong Artist: Manic Street Preachers Album: Send Away the Tigers Year: 2007 Lyrics: Wear your eyes as dark as night Paint your face with what you like Wear your love like it is made of hate Born to destroy and born to create Now baby, what've you done to your
- [Kim Mitchell - Go for a Soda](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/kim-mitchell-go-for-a-soda/) - December 10, 2018 Track: Go for a Soda Artist: Kim Mitchell Album: Akimbo Alogo Year: 1985 Lyrics: Might as well go for a soda Nobody hurts and nobody cries Might as well go for a soda Nobody drowns and nobody dies So we're in one of our blue moods You wanna have
- [The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/the-cult-she-sells-sanctuary/) - April 11, 2016 Track: She Sells Sanctuary Artist: The Cult Album: Love Year: 1985 Lyrics: Oh, the heads that turn Make my back burn And those heads that turn Make my back, make my back burn The sparkle in your eyes Keeps me alive, keeps me alive The sparkle in your eyes Keeps me
- [Death Valley Dreams - Words Like Fire](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/death-valley-dreams-words-like-fire/) - January 18, 2018 Track: Words Like Fire Artist: Death Valley Dreams Album: Lust in the Modern World Year: 2016 Lyrics: [Verse 1] Words like fire underneath your breath And the child inside, a nervous wreck Within this insecurity We were always so alone Hello, hello, goodbye, hello, hello Hello [Chorus 1] Oh,
- [Dommin - (I Just) Died In Your Arms](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/dommin-i-just-died-in-your-arms/) - January 19, 2018 Track: (I Just) Died In Your Arms Artist: Dommin Album: Love Is Gone Year: 2009 Lyrics: Oh, I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I keep looking for something I can't get Broken hearts lie
- [War - Low Rider](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/war-low-rider/) - March 13, 2018 Track: Low Rider Artist: War Album: Why Can't We Be Friends? Year: 1975 Lyrics: All my friends know the low rider The low rider is a little higher The low rider drives a little slower Low rider, is a real goer Low rider don't use no gas now The
- [Kings of Leon - Temple](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/kings-of-leon-temple/) - February 5, 2018 Track: Temple Artist: Kings of Leon Album: Mechanical Bull (Deluxe Edition) Year: 2013 Lyrics: The dance floor's a temptress Can't make out what you're saying But you rub me the right way With your child-like persuasion I got my hands in my pockets And I'm crossing my fingers She'll
- [The Hold Steady - Sequestered in Memphis](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/the-hold-steady-sequestered-in-memphis/) - Posted: January 16, 2018 Track: Sequestered in Memphis Artist: The Hold Steady Album: Stay Positive Year: 2008 Lyrics: It started when we were dancing It got heavy when we got to the bathroom We didn't go back to her place We went to some place where she cat-sits She said, "I know
- [Alice in Chains - No Excuses](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/alice-in-chains-no-excuses/) - December 28, 2017 Track: No Excuses Artist: Alice in Chains Album: Jar of Flies EP Year: 1994 Lyrics: It's alright There comes a time Got no patience to search For peace of mind Layin' low Want to take it slow No more hiding or Disguising truths I've sold Every day, it's something
- [Motörhead - Heroes](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/motorhead-heroes/) - December 7, 2018 Track: Heroes Artist: Motörhead Album: Under Cöver Year: 2017 Lyrics: I, I will be king And you, you will be queen Though nothing, will drive them away We can beat them, just for one day We can be heroes, just for one day [Verse 1] And you, you can be mean
- [Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall (Parts I, II, and III)](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/pink-floyd-another-brick-in-the-wall-parts-i-ii-and-iii/) - February 26, 2018 Track: Another Brick in the Wall (Parts I, II, and III) Artist: Pink Floyd Album: The Wall Year: 1979 Lyrics: Part I: Daddy's flown across the ocean Leaving just a memory A snapshot in the family album Daddy, what else did you leave for me? Daddy, what d'ya leave
- [Disturbed - Sound of Silence](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/disturbed-sound-of-silence/) - Posted: January 20, 2018 Track: The Sound of Silence Artist: Disturbed Album: Immortalized Year: 2015 Lyrics: Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within
- [Finger Eleven - Paralyzer](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/finger-eleven-paralyzer/) - January 23, 2018 Track: Paralyzer Artist: Finger Eleven Album: Them vs. You vs. Me Year: 2007 Lyrics: I hold on so nervously To me and my drink I wish it was cooling me But so far, has not been good It’s been shitty And I feel awkward, as I should This club
- [Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/bob-dylan-subterranean-homesick-blues/) - January 8, 2018 Track: Subterranean Homesick Blues Artist: Bob Dylan Album: Bringing It All Back Home Year: 1965 Lyrics: Johnny's in the basement Mixing up the medicine I'm on the pavement Thinking about the government The man in a trench coat Badge out, laid off Says he's got a bad cough Wants to
- [Social Distortion - Bad Luck](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/may-2016/social-distortion-bad-luck/) - May 2, 2016 Track: Bad Luck Artist: Social Distortion Album: Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell Year: 1992 Lyrics: Some people like to gamble, But you, you always lose. Some people like to rock 'n' roll, you're always singin' the blues You gotta nasty disposition, No one really knows the reason why, You gotta bad,
- [Foo Fighters - Walk](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/foo-fighters-walk/) - December 19, 2017 Track: Walk Artist: Foo Fighters Album: Wasting Light Year: 2011 Lyrics: A million miles away Your signal in the distance To whom it may concern I think I lost my way Getting good at starting over Every time that I return I'm learning to walk again I believe I've
- [Robert Palmer - Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/robert-palmer-bad-case-of-loving-you-doctor-doctor/) - March 15, 2016 Track: Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) Artist: Robert Palmer Album: Secrets Year: 1979 Lyrics: The hot summer night fell like a net I've got to find my baby yet I need you to soothe my head Turn my blue heart to red Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've
- [Saga - On the Loose](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/saga-on-the-loose/) - March 12, 2018 Track: On the Loose Artist: Saga Album: Worlds Apart Year: 1981 Lyrics: One day, you feel quite stable The next you're coming off the wall But I think that you should warn me If you start heading for a fall I see the problem start I watch the tension
- [Blue October - Into the Ocean](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/blue-october-into-the-ocean/) - January 26, 2018 Track: Into the Ocean Artist: Blue October Album: Foiled Year: 2006 Lyrics: [Verse 1] I'm just a normal boy That sank when I fell overboard My ship would leave the country But I'd rather swim ashore Without a life vest I'd be stuck again Wish I was much more
- [Firecracker - So Long Lorraine](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/firecracker-so-long-lorraine/) - March 6, 2018 Track: So Long Lorraine Artist: Firecracker Album: So Long Someday Year: 2005 Lyrics: I know what you meant to say last night I know what you felt when it felt right I know what was gone when you couldn't say goodbye. I know what was wrong when you couldn't
- [Ryan Bingham - Bread and Water](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/ryan-bingham-bread-and-water/) - March 4, 2016 Track: Bread and Water Artist: Ryan Bingham Album: Mescalito Year: 2007 Lyrics: Well I've lived without bread and I've lived without water Stuck outside the middle of the desert wishin' I was home Long way from nowhere, wishin' I was somewhere Sangre de Cristo to the Devil's Backbone Long
- [Ryan Adams - New York, New York](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/ryan-adams-new-york-new-york/) - January 25, 2018 Track: New York, New York Artist: Ryan Adams Album: Gold Year: 2001 Lyrics: Well, I shuffled through the city on the 4th of July I had a firecracker waiting to blow Breakin' like a rocket who's makin' its way To the cities of Mexico Lived in an apartment out
- [The Temptations - Papa was a Rolling Stone](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/the-temptations-papa-was-a-rolling-stone/) - January 27, 2018 Track: Papa Was a Rolling Stone Artist: The Temptations Album: All Directions Year: 1972 Lyrics: It was the third of September That day I'll always remember, yes I will Cause that was the day, that my Daddy died I never got a chance to see him Never heard nothin' but
- [The Power Station - Get It On (Bang a Gong)](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/the-power-station-get-it-on-bang-a-gong/) - January 28, 2018 Track: Get It On (Bang a Gong) Artist: The Power Station Album: The Power Station Year: 1985 Lyrics: Well you're dirty and sweet, clad in black Don't look back and I love you You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah Well you're slim and you're weak You've got the teeth
- [January 2018](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/) - Each track featured in January 2018 is shown below. Click the album art or the Artist/Track/Album links to see more about the featured track, including YouTube videos and lyrics. Album Art Artist/Track/Album Date Posted U2 - New Year's Day - War January 1, 2018 Will Hoge - Pocket Full of Change - The
- [Echo & The Bunnymen - Lips Like Sugar](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/echo-the-bunnymen-lips-like-sugar/) - January 21, 2018 Track: Lips Like Sugar Artist: Echo & The Bunnymen Album: Echo & The Bunnymen Year: 1987 Lyrics: She floats like a swan Grace on the water Lips like sugar Lips like sugar Just when you think you've caught her She glides across the water She calls for you tonight
- [Zebra - Tell Me What You Want](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/zebra-tell-me-what-you-want/) - February 6, 2018 Track: Tell Me What You Want Artist: Zebra Album: Zebra Year: 1983 Lyrics: I've been wasting my time I am losing my mind My head's on the floor For evermore I have given you all All that I had But with a slam of the door You've driven me
- [U2 - New Year's Day](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/u2-new-years-day/) - January 1, 2018 Track: New Year's Day Artist: U2 Album: War Year: 1983 Lyrics: Yeah... All is quiet on New Year's Day A world in white gets underway I want to be with you Be with you night and day Nothing changes on New Year's Day On New Year's Day I will
- [Budgie - Breadfan](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/budgie-breadfan/) - January 29, 2018 Track: Breadfan Artist: Budgie Album: Never Turn Your Back on a Friend Year: 1973 Lyrics: Breadfan Open up your mind Open up your purse Never, never, never gonna lose it Breadfan Take it all away Never give an inch Gotta make a mint Gotta make a million Breadfan You
- [Sammy Hagar - Heavy Metal](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/sammy-hagar-heavy-metal/) - February 17, 2018 Track: Heavy Metal Artist: Sammy Hagar Album: Heavy Metal Soundtrack Year: 1981 Lyrics: Headbangers in leather Sparks fly in the dead of the night It all comes together When they shoot out the lights Tight pants and lipstick She's riding on razor's edge She holds her own against
- [Andy Taylor - Take It Easy](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/andy-taylor-take-it-easy/) - January 30, 2018 Track: Take It Easy Artist: Andy Taylor Album: Take It Easy Year: 1986 Lyrics: People say I'm crazy, just a fool But I'm the pigeon and baby, you're the stool I always dug the color your hair I always loved the clothes you wear I can't say that you
- [Marc Broussard - Cry to Me](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/marc-broussard-cry-to-me/) - February 3, 2018 Track: Cry to Me Artist: Marc Broussard (Featuring Ted Broussard) Album: S.O.S. 2: Save our Soul: Soul on a Mission Year: 2016 Lyrics: When your baby leaves you all alone And nobody calls you on the phone Ah, don't you feel like crying? Don't you feel like crying? Well here
- [Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/warren-zevon-werewolves-of-london/) - February 14, 2018 Track: Werewolves of London Artist: Warren Zevon Album: Excitable Boy Year: 1978 Lyrics: I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's Gonna get a big dish of
- [Elvis Presley - Bossa Nova Baby (Viva Mix)](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/elvis-presley-bossa-nova-baby-viva-mix/) - December 29, 2017 Track: Bossa Nova Baby (Viva Mix) Artist: Elvis Presley Album: Bossa Nova Baby: The Ultimate Elvis Presley Party Album Year: 2014 Lyrics: I said, "Take it easy, baby I worked all day and my feet feel just like lead You got my shirt tails flyin' all over the place And
- [Derobert & The Half-Truths - I Got Burned](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/derobert-the-half-truths-i-got-burned/) - January 15, 2018 Track: I Got Burned Artist: Derobert & The Half-Truths Album: I Got Burned / Nashville Country Bump single Year: 2012 Lyrics: Not available online. Today on Dances with Bass Radio, we are saluting soul and R&B with I Got Burned by Derobert & The Half-Truths. Hailing from Nashville,
- [Tommy Castro - Lucky in Love](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/tommy-castro-lucky-in-love/) - February 15, 2018 Track: Lucky in Love Artist: Tommy Castro Album: Right as Rain Year: 1998 Lyrics: Lady luck she never looks my way Turns her back when it's my turn to play But I'm lucky in love I'm so lucky in love Never had much luck with the dice I like
- [Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band - You Never Can Tell](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/bruce-springsteen-the-e-street-band-you-never-can-tell/) - February 18, 2018 Track: You Never Can Tell Artist: Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band Album: Unreleased Year: 2013 Lyrics: It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle And now the young monsieur and madame have rung
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- [Catfish & The Bottlemen - 7](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/catfish-the-bottlemen-7/) - February 10, 2018 Track: 7 Artist: Catfish & The Bottlemen Album: The Ride Year: 2016 Lyrics: Larry, call a load of smoke in, I wanna lose a couple days We've probably never struggled Coping…but I never want to Promise again that I would call her Forget the time 'cause I'm 7 hours
- [Band of Horses - Casual Party](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/band-of-horses-casual-party/) - February 18, 2018 Track: Casual Party Artist: Band of Horses Album: Why Are You OK? Year: 2016 Lyrics: [Spoken] It's a, it's a complete farce Everything you do is a farce! Talking television at the casual party Here's some brand new friends to get you started off So start it off Since
- [Slade - Run Runaway](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/slade-run-runaway/) - February 22, 2018 Track: Run Runaway Artist: Slade Album: Keep Your Hands Off My Power Supply Year: 1982 Lyrics: Hold on! I like black and white (Dreaming of black and white) You like black and white Run run away See the chameleon Lying there in the sun All things to everyone Run
- [The Firm - Radioactive](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/the-firm-radioactive/) - February 24, 2018 Track: Radioactive Artist: The Firm Album: The Firm Year: 1985 Lyrics: Well I'm not uptight Not unattracted Turn me on tonight 'Cause I'm radioactive Radioactive There's not a fight And I'm not your captive Turn me loose tonight 'Cause I'm radioactive Radioactive There's not a fight And I'm not
- [Focus - Hocus Pocus](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/focus-hocus-pocus/) - December 31, 2017 Track: Hocus Pocus Artist: Focus Album: Moving Waves Year: 1971 Lyrics: Random yodeling, whistling, and seizures As 2017 draws to a close, I feel as though Dances with Bass Radio has been missing a certain something: Dutch prog rock. Here at the DWB home offices, we're big fans of
- [The Church - Under the Milky Way](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/the-church-under-the-milky-way/) - April 29, 2016 Track: Under the Milky Way Artist: The Church Album: Starfish Year: 1988 Lyrics: Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty Sound of their breath fades with the light I think about the loveless fascination Under the milky way tonight Lower the curtain down in Memphis Lower the curtain down all
- [Rush - Subdivisions](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/rush-subdivisions/) - January 9, 2018 Track: Subdivisions Artist: Rush Album: Signals Year: 1982 Lyrics: Sprawling on the fringes of the city In geometric order An insulated border In between the bright lights And the far unlit unknown Growing up it all seems so one-sided Opinions all provided The future pre-decided Detached and subdivided In
- [Tommy Tutone - 867-5309 (Jenny)](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/tommy-tutone-867-5309-jenny/) - March 11, 2018 Track: 867-5309 (Jenny) Artist: Tommy Tutone Album: Tommy Tutone 2 Year: 1981 Lyrics: Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to? You give me somethin' I can hold on to I know you think I'm like the others before Who saw your name and number on the wall Jenny, I
- [Twin Forks - Back to You](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/twin-forks-back-to-you/) - March 10, 2018 Track: Back to You Artist: Twin Forks Album: Twin Forks Year: 2014 Lyrics: I was young so I forgot Which was my place and which was not Thought I had a good shot I took it right in my eye Look ahead, look behind Take another, I don't mind I,
- [Devo - Whip It](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/devo-whip-it/) - March 9, 2018 Track: Whip It Artist: Devo Album: Freedom of Choice Year: 1980 Lyrics: Crack that whip Give the past a slip Step on a crack Break your mama's back When a problem comes along You must whip it Before the cream sets out too long You must whip it When
- [Dawes - Time Spent in Los Angeles](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/dawes-time-spent-in-los-angeles/) - March 8, 2018 Track: Time Spent in Los Angeles Artist: Dawes Album: Nothing is Wrong Year: 2011 Lyrics: These days my friends don't seem to know me Without my suitcase in my hand And when I'm standing still I seem to disappear But maybe that's how I found you Maybe that's taught
- [April Wine - I Like to Rock](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/april-wine-i-like-to-rock/) - March 7, 2018 Track: I Like to Rock Artist: April Wine Album: Harder...Faster Year: Lyrics: Well, all right, somethin's got you goin' tonight Doin' all she can, it's all right Come on, can't you see? That when we all let go We get high on Rock 'n' Roll! Journey to the stars
- [The Knack - My Sharona](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/the-knack-my-sharona/) - March 4, 2018 Track: My Sharona Artist: The Knack Album: Get the Knack Year: 1979 Lyrics: Oh my little pretty one, pretty one When you gonna give me some time, Sharona When you make my motor run, my motor run Gun it coming off the line, Sharona Never gonna stop, give it up
- [Boz Scaggs - Lido Shuffle](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/boz-scaggs-lido-shuffle/) - March 4, 2018 Track: Lido Shuffle Artist: Boz Scaggs Album: Silk Degrees Year: 1976 Lyrics: Lido missed the boat that day he left the shack But that was all he missed and he ain't comin' back A tombstone bar in a juke-joint car, he made a stop Just long enough to grab
- [February 2018](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/) - Each track featured in January 2018 is shown below. Click the album art or the Artist/Track/Album links to see more about the featured track, including YouTube videos and lyrics. Album Art Artist/Track/Album Date Posted The Wild Feathers - The Ceiling - The Wild Feathers February 1, 2018 Pete Yorn - Life on a Chain - musicforthemorningafter
- [December 2015](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/) - Each track featured in December 2015 is shown below. Click the album art or the Artist/Track/Album links to see more about the featured track, including YouTube videos and lyrics. Album Art Artist/Track/Album Date Posted Dawes - That Western Skyline - North Hills December 10, 2015 Ben Arthur - Broken-Hearted Smile -
- [Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/gerry-rafferty-baker-street/) - March 3, 2018 Track: Baker Street Artist: Gerry Rafferty Album: City to City Year: 1978 Lyrics: Winding your way down on Baker Street Light in your head and dead on your feet Well, another crazy day You'll drink the night away And forget about everything This city desert makes you feel so
- [Johnny Horton - The Battle of New Orleans](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/johnny-horton-the-battle-of-new-orleans/) - March 2, 2018 Track: The Battle of New Orleans Artist: Johnny Horton Album: Johnny Horton Makes History Year: 1959 Lyrics: (Written by Johnny Driftwood) In 1814, we took a little trip Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip We took a little bacon and we took a little beans And we
- [Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - I Love Rock n' Roll](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2018/joan-jett-the-blackhearts-i-love-rock-n-roll/) - March 1, 2018 Track: I Love Rock n' Roll Artist: Joan Jett & The Blackhearts Album: I Love Rock n' Roll Year: 1981 Lyrics: I saw him dancin' there by the record machine I knew he must a been about seventeen The beat was goin' strong Playin' my favorite song And I
- [Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl? / Cold Hard Bitch](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/jet-are-you-gonna-be-my-girl-cold-hard-bitch/) - February 28, 2018 Tracks: Are You Gonna Be My Girl? / Cold Hard Bitch Artist: Jet Album: Get Born Year: 2003 Lyrics: Are You Gonna Be My Girl? Let go So 1, 2, 3, take my hand and come with me Because you look so fine And I really wanna make you
- [The Kings - This Beat Goes On / Switchin' to Glide](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/the-kings-this-beat-goes-on-switchin-to-glide/) - February 27, 2018 Track: This Beat Goes On / Switchin' to Glide Artist: The Kings Album: The Kings Are Here Year: 1980 Lyrics: This Beat Goes On Hey Judy, get Trudy, You said to call you up if I was feelin' moody, Hey little Donna, ah still wanna You said to ring you
- [Pilot - Magic](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/pilot-magic/) - February 26, 2018 Track: Magic Artist: Pilot Album: From the Album of the Same Name Year: 1974 Lyrics: Oh, ho, ho It's magic, you know Never believe, it's not so It's magic, you know Never believe, it's not so Oh, ho, ho It's magic, you know Never been awake Never seen a day
- [Dances with Bass Radio](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/) - Welcome to Dances With Bass Radio - Given that I am a hopeless music addict, I have started a new feature here at Mr. Dances with Bass Industries—in which I direct my dear readers to a track from my expansive collection. Each track featured is accompanied by the album art, lyrics, and a YouTube video. I'll
- [The Rentals - Friends of P.](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/the-rentals-friends-of-p/) - February 23, 2018 Track: Friends of P. Artist: The Rentals Album: Return of the Rentals Year: 1995 Lyrics: (Ooh woohoo hoo) I'm a good guy for a gal (Ooh woohoo hoo) So won't you look my palm over? (Ooh woohoo hoo) I got time for a chat (Ooh woohoo hoo) So won't
- [Clairy Browne & The Bangin' Rackettes - Love Letter](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/clairy-browne-the-bangin-rackettes-love-letter/) - February 23, 2018 Track: Love Letter Artist: Clairy Browne & The Bangin' Rackettes Album: Baby Caught the Bus Year: 2011 Lyrics: (Hoooo! Aye yeah, love letter) Hoooo! Ha I’m gonna write what I want you to do to me in a letter (Aye yeah) I’m gonna write it for good or for bad
- [Queen - One Vision](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/queen-one-vision/) - February 20, 2018 Track: One Vision Artist: Queen Album: A Kind of Magic Year: 1986 Lyrics: (God works in mysterious ways, mysterious ways) (Ah...) Hey! One man, one goal (Ha!) One mission One heart, one soul Just one solution One flash of light Yeah, one god, one vision No wrong, no right
- [Del Amitri - Kiss This Thing Goodbye](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/del-amitri-kiss-this-thing-goodbye/) - January 9, 2016 Track: Kiss This Thing Goodbye Artist: Del Amitri Album: Waking Hours Year: 1989 Lyrics: It seems like weeks since you looked at me, baby, without that look of distaste I don't know why your feelings are changing but I've seen it in your face And all those times when our lips were kissing,
- [R.E.M. - Losing My Religion](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/r-e-m-losing-my-religion/) - January 8, 2016 Track: Losing My Religion Artist: R.E.M. Album: Out of Time Year: 1991 Lyrics: Oh life, it's bigger It's bigger than you And you are not me The lengths that I will go to The distance in your eyes Oh no, I've said too much I set it up That's me in the corner
- [Robin Trower - Bridge of Sighs](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/robin-trower-bridge-of-sighs/) - February 13, 2018 Track: Bridge of Sighs Artist: Robin Trower Album: Bridge of Sighs Year: 1974 Lyrics: The sun don't shine The moon don't move the tides, To wash me clean The sun don't shine The moon don't move the tides, To wash me clean Why so unforgiving and why so cold?
- [The Stooges - Down on the Street](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/the-stooges-down-on-the-street/) - January 21, 2018 Track: Down on the Street Artist: The Stooges Album: Fun House Year: 1970 Lyrics: *Grunt* Well down on the street where the faces shine Floatin' around I'm a real low mind See a pretty thing - ain't no wall See a pretty thing - ain't no wall No walls!
- [Nils Lofgren - Black Books](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/nils-lofgren-black-books/) - Originally posted: January 24, 2016 Track: Black Books Artist: Nils Lofgren Album: Acoustic Live Year: 1997 Lyrics: One last time from Freddy's joint We drove out to lover's point Shared our last kiss eye to eye Spoke of tender times long past Said they weren't meant to last Too many different dreams to satisfy She wants New
- [Ray Charles - Mess Around](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/ray-charles-mess-around/) - February 16, 2018 Track: Mess Around Artist: Ray Charles Album: Ray Charles Year: 1957 Lyrics: Ah, you can talk about the pit barbecue The band was jumping, the people, too Ah, mess around Now you see that girl with that diamond ring She knows how to shake that thing They doing the
- [Triumph - When the Lights Go Down](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/triumph-when-the-lights-go-down/) - February 12, 2018 Track: When the Lights Go Down Artist: Triumph Album: Never Surrender Year: 1982 Lyrics: Spotlights! Houselights ready to cue Backstage smoke is risin' Steamin' like a witch's brew I want to play some rock 'n' roll I want to sing the blues Yes, I know I feel it comin'
- [Justin Townes Earle - Harlem River Blues](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/justin-townes-earle-harlem-river-blues/) - January 6, 2016 Track: Harlem River Blues Artist: Justin Townes Earle Album: Harlem River Blues Year: 2010 Lyrics: Lord, I'm going uptown To the Harlem River to drown Dirty water gonna cover me over And I'm not gonna make a sound I'm on a roll, mama, I gotta go Gotta get there while I still
- [Bob Dylan - Thunder on the Mountain](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/bob-dylan-thunder-on-the-mountain/) - January 6, 2016 Track: Thunder on the Mountain Artist: Bob Dylan Album: Modern Times Year: 2006 Lyrics: Thunder on the mountain, and there's fires on the moon A ruckus in the alley and the sun will be here soon Today's the day, where I'm gonna grab my trombone and blow Well, there's hot stuff
- [Joe Walsh - One Day at a Time](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/joe-walsh-one-day-at-a-time/) - January 4, 2016 Track: One Day at a Time Artist: Joe Walsh Album: Analog Man Year: 2012 Lyrics: Well, you know I was always the first to arrive at the party And the last to leave the scene of the crime Well it started with a couple of beers And it went I dont know
- [The Stampeders - Sweet City Woman](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/the-stampeders-sweet-city-woman/) - February 11, 2018 Track: Sweet City Woman Artist: The Stampeders Album: Against the Grain Year: 1971 Lyrics: Well, I'm on my way, to the city life To a pretty face that shines her light on the city nights And I gotta catch a noon train Gotta be there on time Oh, it
- [Chris Cornell - Nothing Compares 2 U](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/chris-cornell-nothing-compares-2-u/) - February 9, 2018 Track: Nothing Compares 2 U Artist: Chris Cornell Album: Unreleased (Live at Sirius XM Studio) Year: 2015 Lyrics: It's been seven hours and fifteen days Since you took your love away I go out every night and sleep all day Since you took your love away Since you've been gone
- [Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - You Got Lucky](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/tom-petty-the-heartbreakers-you-got-lucky/) - February 8, 2018 Track: You Got Lucky Artist: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Album: Long After Dark Year: 1982 Lyrics: You better watch what you say You better watch what you do to me Don't get carried away Girl, if you can do better than me…go! Yeah go, but remember You put
- [Rainbow - Stone Cold](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/rainbow-stone-cold/) - February 6, 2018 Track: Stone Cold Artist: Rainbow Album: Straight Between the Eyes Year: 1982 Lyrics: Every night I have the same old dream 'bout you and me and what's in between So many changes, so many lies Try to run, try to hide From everything that I feel inside But I
- [January 2016](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/) - Each track featured in January 2016 is shown below. Click the album art or the Artist/Track/Album links to see more about the featured track, including YouTube videos and lyrics. Album Art Artist/Track/Album Date Posted Tired Pony - Dead American Writers - The Place We Ran From January 1, 2016 Tom Waits - Downtown
- [Nick Lowe - I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock and Roll)](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/nick-lowe-i-knew-the-bride-when-she-used-to-rock-and-roll/) - February 29, 2016¹ Track: I Knew the Bride (When She Used to Rock and Roll) Artist: Nick Lowe & His Cowboy Outfit Album: The Rose of England Year: 1985 Lyrics: I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll Well, the bride
- [The Romantics - What I Like About You](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/the-romantics-what-i-like-about-you/) - February 28, 2016 Track: What I Like About You Artist: The Romantics Album: The Romantics Year: 1980 Lyrics: Hey! Uh huh huh Hey! Uh huh huh What I like about you You hold me tight Tell me I'm the only one Wanna come over tonight, yeah Keep on whispering in my ear Tell me all
- [Sniff n' The Tears - Driver's Seat](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/sniff-n-the-tears-drivers-seat/) - February 27, 2016 Track: Driver's Seat Artist: Sniff n' The Tears Album: Fickle Heart Year: 1978 Lyrics: Doing alright A little jiving on a Saturday night And come what may Gonna dance the day away Jenny was sweet Show a smile for the people she needs I'm trouble, let's drive, I don't know the way
- [The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/the-ramones-i-wanna-be-sedated/) - February 26, 2016 Track: I Wanna Be Sedated Artist: The Ramones Album: Road to Ruin Year: 1978 Lyrics: Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothin' to do and nowhere to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated Just get me to the airport put me on a plane Hurry hurry hurry before I go
- [Oasis - Live Forever](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/oasis-live-forever/) - February 25, 2016 Track: Live Forever Artist: Oasis Album: Definitely Maybe Year: 1994 Lyrics: Maybe I don't really wanna know How your garden grows 'Cause I just wanna fly Lately, did you ever feel the pain In the morning rain As it soaks you to the bone Lately, did you ever feel the
- [Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show - The Cover of the Rolling Stone](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/dr-hook-the-medicine-show-the-cover-of-the-rolling-stone/) - February 24, 2016 Track: The Cover of the Rolling Stone Artist: Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show Album: Sloppy Seconds Year: 1973 Lyrics: Ha ha ha, I don't believe it Da, da, ah, ah don't touch it Hey, Ray, hey, Sugar, tell them who we are... Well, we're big rock singers We
- [The Gaslight Anthem - 45](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/the-gaslight-anthem-45/) - February 23, 2016 Track: 45 Artist: The Gaslight Anthem Album: Handwritten Year: 2012 Lyrics: Have you seen my hands, just look at ‘em shake. And the song just keeps on repeating, drop the needle again. And I dance with your ghost. But that ain’t the way… I can’t move on and I can’t stay the
- [Geoff Tate - Somebody to Love](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/geoff-tate-somebody-to-love/) - February 4, 2018 Track: Somebody to Love Artist: Geoff Tate Album: Stone Cold Queen: A Tribute Year: 2001 Lyrics: (Chorus lyrics are in parentheses.) Can anybody find me somebody to love? Each morning I get up I die a little Can barely stand on my feet (Take a look at yourself in
- [Mental Divergencies](https://danceswithbass.com/975-2/) - This is a small repository of things that amuse the staff at Dances with Bass Industries.
- [Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Refugee](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/tom-petty-the-heartbreakers-refugee/) - February 21, 2016 Track: Refugee Artist: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Album: Damn the Torpedoes Year: 2005 Lyrics: We got somethin', we both know it We don't talk too much about it Ain't no real big secret all the same Somehow we get around it Listen, it don't really matter to me, baby You
- [Asia - Heat of the Moment](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/asia-heat-of-the-moment/) - February 20, 2016 Track: Heat of the Moment Artist: Asia Album: Asia Year: 1981 Lyrics: I never meant to be so bad to you One thing I said that I would never do One look from you and I would fall from grace And that would wipe this smile right from my face Do you remember
- [The Sweet - Fox On the Run](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/the-sweet-fox-on-the-run/) - February 17, 2016 Track: Fox On the Run Artist: The Sweet Album: Desolation Boulevard Year: 1974 Lyrics: I don't wanna know your name 'Cause you don't look the same The way you did before Okay, you think you got a pretty face But the rest of you is out of place You looked all right before
- [The Elected - Not Going Home](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/the-elected-not-going-home/) - February 15, 2016 Track: Not Going Home Artist: The Elected Album: Sun, Sun, Sun Year: 2006 Lyrics: The tree in the front of the yard Is starting to grow Now that we've trimmed away the leaves Now look at it go And that's just how I feel Now that we've started to reveal All the
- [Rainbow - Street of Dreams](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/rainbow-street-of-dreams/) - February 14, 2016 Track: Street of Dreams Artist: Rainbow Album: Bent Out of Shape Year: 1983 Lyrics: I heard the sound of voices in the night Spellbound there was someone calling I looked around no one was in sight Pulled down I just kept on falling I've seen this place before You were standing by my
- [The Rolling Stones - Dead Flowers](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/the-rolling-stones-dead-flowers/) - February 13, 2016 Track: Dead Flowers Artist: The Rolling Stones Album: Sticky Fingers Year: 1971 Lyrics: Well when you're sitting there in your silk upholstered chair Talkin' to some rich folk that you know Well I hope you won't see me in my ragged company Well, you know I could never be alone Take me down
- [Santana - Winning](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/santana-winning/) - February 12, 2016 Track: Winning Artist: Santana Album: Zebop! Year: 1981 Lyrics: One day, I was on the ground When I needed a hand And it couldn't be found I was so far down That I couldn't get up You know and One day I was one of life's losers Even my friends were my ac-cus-ers
- [The Human Beinz - Nobody But Me](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/the-human-beinz-nobody-but-me/) - February 11, 2016 Track: Nobody But Me Artist: The Human Beinz Album: Nobody But Me / Sueno single Year: 1967 Lyrics: No no no no no no no no no No no no no no no no no No no no no no no no no No no no no no Nobody can do The shing-a-ling
- [Brewer & Shipley - One Toke Over the Line](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/brewer-shipley-one-toke-over-the-line/) - February 10, 2016 Track: One Toke Over the Line Artist: Brewer & Shipley Album: Tarkio Year: 1970 Lyrics: One toke over the line, sweet Jesus One toke over the line Sittin' downtown in a railway station One toke over the line Waitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary Hopin' that the train is
- [Big Head Todd and the Monsters - Broken-Hearted Savior](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/big-head-todd-and-the-monsters-broken-hearted-savior/) - February 9, 2016 Track: Broken-Hearted Savior Artist: Big Head Todd and the Monsters Album: Sister Sweetly Year: 1993 Lyrics: Fields are white in snowy spring and I can't remember The last time that I've seen her The highway is still cold and wet and I can't forget The way I had to leave her And
- [Pete Yorn - Life on a Chain](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2018/pete-yorn-life-on-a-chain/) - February 2, 2018 Track: Life on a Chain Artist: Pete Yorn Album: musicforthemorningafter Year: 2001 Lyrics: I live on a chain and you share the same last name, as a joke, I sent a bottle of whiskey, as you choked, I knew it made you feel dirty And I was waiting over
- [Nick Lowe - Cruel to Be Kind](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/nick-lowe-cruel-to-be-kind/) - February 8, 2016 Track: Cruel to Be Kind Artist: Nick Lowe Album: Cruel to Be Kind / Endless Grey Ribbon single Year: 1979 Lyrics: Oh, I can't take another heartache Though you say you're my friend, I'm at my wit's end You say your love is bonafide, but that don't coincide With the things that
- [Band of Horses - Laredo](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/band-of-horses-laredo/) - February 6, 2016 Track: Laredo Artist: Band of Horses Album: Infinite Arms Year: 2010 Lyrics: Gonna take a trip to Laredo Gonna take a dip in the lake Oh, I'm at a crossroads with myself I don't got no one else Impossibilities at the door I won't be needing them anymore Oh, is this
- [Ace - How Long?](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/ace-how-long/) - February 5, 2016 Track: How Long? Artist: Ace Album: Five-a-Side Year: 1974 Lyrics: How long has this been going on? How long has this been going on? Well, your friends with their fancy persuasion Don't admit that it's part of a scheme, But I can't help but have my suspicion 'Cause I ain't quite as
- [February 2016](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/) - Each track featured in February 2016 is shown below. Click the album art or the Artist/Track/Album links to see more about the featured track, including YouTube videos and lyrics. Album Art Artist/Track/Album Date Posted The Black Keys - Lonely Boy - El Camino February 1, 2016 Carl Douglas - Kung-Fu Fighting -
- [Badfinger - Baby Blue](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/badfinger-baby-blue/) - February 4, 2016 Track: Baby Blue Artist: Badfinger Album: Straight Up Year: 1972 Lyrics: Guess I got what I deserved Kept you waiting there too long, my love All that time without a word Didn't know you'd think that I'd forget or I'd regret The special love I had for you, my baby blue Guess
- [Bob Dylan - Positively 4th Street](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/bob-dylan-positively-4th-street/) - February 3, 2016 Track: Positively 4th Street Artist: Bob Dylan Album: Positively 4th Street / From a Buick 6 single Year: 1965 Lyrics: You've gotta lotta nerve to say you are my friend When I was down you just stood there grinnin' You've gotta lotta nerve to say you have a helping hand to lend
- [Carl Douglas - Kung-Fu Fighting](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/carl-douglas-kung-fu-fighting-2/) - January 2, 2016 Track: Kung-Fu Fighting Artist: Carl Douglas Album: Kung-Fu Fighting Year: 1974 Lyrics: Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting Those kicks were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing Those kicks were fast as lightning In fact, it was a
- [Pete Yorn - Suspicious Minds](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/pete-yorn-live-from-new-jersey-2/) - Originally posted: December 18, 2015 Track: Suspicious Minds Artist: Pete Yorn Album: Live from New Jersey Year: 2004 The song itself needs no introduction as it is one of the most successful and widely played songs ever written. The song was first written and recorded by Mark James in 1968 but wasn't a hit
- [The Black Keys - Lonely Boy](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/february-2016/the-black-keys-lonely-boy/) - February 1, 2016 Track: Lonely Boy Artist: The Black Keys Album: El Camino Year: 2011 Lyrics: Well I’m so above you And it’s plain to see But I came to love you anyway So you pulled my heart out And I don’t mind bleeding Any old time you keep me waiting Waiting, waiting So
- [Temple of the Dog - Hunger Strike](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/temple-of-the-dog-hunger-strike/) - January 31, 2018 Track: Hunger Strike Artist: Temple of the Dog Album: Temple of the Dog Year: 1991 Lyrics: I don't mind stealing bread From the mouths of decadence But I can't feed on the powerless When my cup's already overfilled Yeah But it's on the table The fire's cooking And they're
- [Brian Fallon - Nobody Wins](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/brian-fallon-nobody-wins/) - March 19, 2016 Track: Nobody Wins Artist: Brian Fallon Album: Painkillers Year: 2015 Lyrics: Skin and bones, you never did come home, Crashing on my heart through the telephone. I remember the tall grass wavin,’ in past lives, old poems. I musta’ lived a lifetime without you, You musta’ ended up somebody’s angel.
- [Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Even the Losers](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/tom-petty-even-the-losers/) - March 18, 2016 Track: Even the Losers Artist: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Album: Damn the Torpedoes Year: 1979 Lyrics: Well, it was nearly all summer we sat on your roof Yeah, we smoked cigarettes and we stared at the moon And I'd show you stars you never could see Baby, it couldn't have
- [Arcadia - Election Day](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/arcadia-election-day/) - March 16, 2016 Track: Election Day Artist: Arcadia Album: So Red the Rose Year: 1985 Lyrics: Wild kind of look to the day Opening eyes impale neon flickers She moon she turning away The city's her slave but he's cheating his mistress She's moody and gray She's mean and she's so restless (so restless)
- [Toto - Hold the Line](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/1480-2/) - March 15, 2016 Track: Hold the Line Artist: Toto Album: Toto Year: 1978 Lyrics: It's not in the way that you hold me It's not in the way you say you care It's not in the way you've been treating my friends It's not in the way that you stayed till the end It's
- [JJ Cale & Eric Clapton - Find the River](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/jj-cale-eric-clapton-find-the-river/) - March 13, 2016 Track: Ride the River Artist: JJ Cale & Eric Clapton Album: The Road to Escondido Year: 2006 Lyrics: Floatin' down that old river boy, all my worries far behind Floatin' down that old river boy, leave old memories way behind Yesterday is slowly fadin' All my life, I've been waitin',
- [Pearl Jam - Black](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/1457-2/) - March 12, 2016 Track: Black Artist: Pearl Jam Album: Ten Year: 1991 Lyrics: Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me, as her body once did All five horizons revolved around her soul, as the earth to the sun Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn
- [Cheap Trick - Dream Police](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/cheap-trick-dream-police/) - January 29, 2018 Track: Dream Police Artist: Cheap Trick Album: Dream Police Year: 1979 Lyrics: The dream police They live inside of my head The dream police They come to me in my bed The dream police They're coming to arrest me Oh, no You know that talk is cheap And those
- [Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/jimi-hendrix-all-along-the-watchtower/) - March 9, 2016 Track: All Along the Watchtower Artist: Jimi Hendrix Album: Electric Ladyland Year: 1968 Lyrics: There must be some kind of way outta here Said the joker to the thief There's too much confusion I can't get no relief Businessmen, they drink my wine Plowman dig my earth None were level on the mind
- [Free - All Right Now](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/free-all-right-now/) - March 8, 2016 Track: All Right Now Artist: Free Album: Fire and Water Year: 1970 Lyrics: There she stood in the street Smiling from her head to her feet I said hey, what is this Now baby, maybe she's in need of a kiss I said hey, what's your name baby Maybe we can see
- [Firefall - Just Remember I Love You](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/firefall-just-remember-i-love-you/) - March 7, 2016 Track: Just Remember I Love You Artist: Firefall Album: Luna Sea Year: 1977 Lyrics: When it all goes crazy and the thrill is gone The days get rainy and the nights get long When you get that feeling you were born to lose Staring at your ceiling thinking of your blues When
- [The Edgar Winter Group - Free Ride](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/the-edgar-winter-group-free-ride/) - March 3, 2016 Track: Free Ride Artist: The Edgar Winter Group Album: They Only Come Out at Night Year: 1972 Lyrics: The mountain is high, the valley is low And you're confused 'bout which way to go So I flew here to give you a hand And lead you into the promised land The
- [Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/starland-vocal-band-afternoon-delight/) - March 2, 2016 Track: Afternoon Delight Artist: Starland Vocal Band Album: Afternoon Delight / Starland Year: 1976 Lyrics: Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight My motto's always been, when it's right it's right Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night When everything's a little clearer
- [The Bellamy Brothers - Let Your Love Flow](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/the-bellamy-brothers-let-your-love-flow/) - March 1, 2016 Track: Let Your Love Flow Artist: The Bellamy Brothers Album: Let Your Love Flow / Inside My Guitar single Year: 1976 Lyrics: There's a reason for the sunshinin' sky And there's a reason why I'm feelin' so high Must be the season when that Love light shines all around us So, let that
- [March 2016](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/march-2016/) - Each track featured in February 2016 is shown below. Click the album art or the Artist/Track/Album links to see more about the featured track, including YouTube videos and lyrics. Album Art Artist/Track/Album Date Posted The Bellamy Brothers - Let Your Love Flow - Let Your Love Flow / Inside My Guitar single March 1,
- [The Rolling Stones - Gimmie Shelter](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/the-rolling-stones-gimmie-shelter/) - April 30, 2016 Track: Gimme Shelter Artist: The Rolling Stones Album: Let It Bleed Year: 1969 Lyrics: Ooh, a storm is threat'nin' My very life today If I don't get some shelter ooh yeah, I'm gonna fade away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away War, children, it's just
- [April 2016](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/) - Each track featured in February 2016 is shown below. Click the album art or the Artist/Track/Album links to see more about the featured track, including YouTube videos and lyrics. Album Art Artist/Track/Album Date Posted The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary - Love April 11, 2016 Chris De Burgh - Don't Pay the Ferryman
- [Head East - Never Been Any Reason](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/head-east-never-been-any-reason/) - April 27, 2016 Track: Never Been Any Reason Artist: Head East Album: Flat as a Pancake Year: 1975 Lyrics: Did you see any action? Did you make any friends? Would you like some affection Before I leave again? Well, I've been walking behind you Since you've been able to see There's never been any reason
- [Ram Jam - Black Betty](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/ram-jam-black-betty/) - April 26, 2016 Track: Black Betty Artist: Ram Jam Album: Ram Jam Year: 1977 Lyrics: Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) Black Betty had a child (Bam-ba-Lam) The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam) She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-Lam) The damn thing gone blind (Bam-ba-Lam) I said "Oh, Black Betty" (Bam-ba-Lam)
- [Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Blinded By the Light](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/1615-2/) - April 25, 2016 Track: Blinded By the Light Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band Album: The Roaring Silence Year: 1976 Lyrics¹: Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night [x3] Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the
- [Prince - Little Red Corvette](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/prince-little-red-corvette/) - April 21, 2016 Track: Little Red Corvette Artist: Prince Album: 1999 Year: 1982 Lyrics: I guess I should've known by the way You parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last See, you're the kinda person that believes in makin' out once Love 'em and leave 'em fast I guess I must be dumb
- [Stories - Brother Louie](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/stories-brother-louie/) - April 20, 2016 Track: Brother Louie Artist: Stories Album: About Us Year: 1973 Lyrics: She was black as the night Louie was whiter than white Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar Louie fell in love overnight Nothing bad, it was good Louie had the best girl he could When he took her home
- [Tender Mercies - Four White Stallions](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/tender-mercies-four-white-stallions/) - Originally posted: April 19, 2016 Track: Four White Stallions Artist: Tender Mercies Album: Tender Mercies Year: 2011 Lyrics: She had four white stallions coming up around the bend Four strong angels at her command to send Four more seasons, for all that's broken to mend I got four good reasons why I cant
- [Charlie Sexton - Beat's So Lonely](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/charlie-sexton-beats-so-lonely/) - Originally posted: April 15, 2016 Track: Beat's So Lonely Artist: Charlie Sexton Album: Pictures for Pleasure Year: 1985 Lyrics: The beat's so lonely, I'll bet it's lonely at the top She hesitates but the beat will never stop Wanting him only but the people never See her heart burning, that's the secret that she
- [Phantom, Rocker & Slick - Men Without Shame](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/phantom-rocker-slick-men-without-shame/) - April 14, 2016 Track: Men Without Shame Artist: Phantom, Rocker & Slick Album: Phantom, Rocker & Slick Year: 1985 Lyrics: There's a certain breed Who feel the need To put people in their place, Not a bad bunch of guys Don't hand 'em no lies, So stay off their case. People with angles
- [Stealers Wheel - Stuck In the Middle With You](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/stealers-wheel-stuck-in-the-middle-with-you/) - April 13, 2016 Track: Stuck In the Middle with You Artist: Stealers Wheel Album: Stuck In the Middle with You / Jose single Year: 1972 Lyrics: Well, I don't know why I came here tonight, I got the feeling that something ain't right, I'm so scared in case I fall off my
- [Chris De Burgh - Don't Pay the Ferryman](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/april-2016/chris-deburgh-dont-pay-the-ferryman/) - April 12, 2016 Track: Don't Pay the Ferryman Artist: Chris De Burgh Album: The Getaway Year: 1982 Lyrics: It was late at night on the open road, Speeding like a man on the run, A lifetime spent preparing for the journey He is closer now and the search is on, Reading from
- [Big Head Todd & The Monsters - Runaway Train](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/may-2016/big-head-todd-the-monsters-runaway-train/) - May 1, 2016 Track: Runaway Train Artist: Big Head Todd & The Monsters Album: Riviera Year: 2002 Lyrics: I keep wishing you'd fly away How can you hold yourself down? You carry on like this every other day You're turning into the sound You've got touchin' on the line But leaving is on
- [Joe Walsh - Vote for Me](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/may-2016/joe-walsh-vote-for-me/) - May 3, 2016 Track: Vote for Me Artist: Joe Walsh Album: Songs For a Dying Planet Year: 1992 Lyrics: (Vote!) I'd like to announce my candidacy I'd appreciate it if you vote for me I wanna be Vice President (Vote for me!) If I was Vice President, know what I'd do? Pretty much anything I
- [Buddy Miles - Them Changes](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/may-2016/buddy-miles-them-changes/) - May 4, 2016 Track: Them Changes Artist: Buddy Miles Album: Them Changes Year: 1970 Lyrics: Well, my mind is goin' through them changes I feel just like commitin' a crime Every time you see me goin' somewhere I know I'm goin' outta my mind, yeah Oh, my baby, she left me the other day
- [Santana - Evil Ways](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/may-2016/santana-evil-ways/) - May 5, 2016 Track: Evil Ways Artist: Santana Album: Santana Year: 1969 Lyrics: You've got to change your evil ways, baby Before I stop lovin' you You've got to change, baby And every word that I say is true You got me runnin' and hidin' all over town You got me sneakin' and a-peepin' and
- [Foo Fighters - Long Road to Ruin](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/may-2016/foo-fighters-long-road-to-ruin/) - May 9, 2016 Track: Long Road to Ruin Artist: Foo Fighters Album: Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace Year: 2007 Lyrics: Hey now don't make a sound Say have you heard the news today? One flag was taken down To raise another in its place A heavy cross you bear A stubborn
- [Alan Parsons Project - Don't Answer Me](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/may-2016/alan-parsons-project-dont-answer-me/) - May 10, 2016 Track: Don't Answer Me Artist: Alan Parsons Project Album: Ammonia Avenue Year: 1984 Lyrics: If you believe in the power of magic I can change your mind And if you need to believe in someone And turn and look behind When we were living in a dream world Clouds got in
- [The Record Company - Off the Ground](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/the-record-company-off-the-ground/) - December 13, 2017 Track: Off the Ground Artist: The Record Company Album: Give It Back to You Year: 2016 Lyrics: I gotta get myself Off the side of the road I gotta get myself Off the side of the road Things are lookin' clear as they've ever been Don't know how it'll end
- [Kasey Anderson - Long Way Home](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/kasey-anderson-long-way-home/) - December 14, 2017 Track: Long Way Home Artist: Kasey Anderson Album: The Reckoning Year: 2007 Lyrics: She woke me up With the radio playing Some heartbroke song I swear I used to know She said, "ain't you tired Of blaming fate For this desperate line That we've been hangin' on" I said, "luck Is
- [Young the Giant - My Body](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/young-the-giant-my-body/) - December 15, 2017 Track: My Body Artist: Young the Giant Album: Young the Giant Year: 2010 Lyrics: Stop! The train is riding Down to the station where you lived When we were school kids Hey! The rails are caught now And I am falling down Fools in a spiral Round this town of
- [Wilco - Box Full of Letters](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/wilco-box-full-of-letters/) - Originally posted: December 16, 2017 Track: Box Full of Letters Artist: Wilco Album: A.M. Year: 1995 Lyrics: Got a box full of letters, Think you might like to read Some things that you might like to see, But they're all addressed to me Wish I had a lotta answers, 'Cause that's the way
- [Jim James - My Sweet Lord](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/jim-james-my-sweet-lord/) - December 17, 2017 Track: My Sweet Lord Artist: Jim James Album: Tribute To Year: 2009 Lyrics: My sweet lord Hm, my lord Hm, my lord I really want to see you Really want to be with you Really want to see you, lord But it takes so long, my lord (hare krishna) My sweet
- [Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Stop](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/black-rebel-motorcycle-club-stop/) - December 18, 2017 Track: Stop Artist: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Album: Take Them On, On Your Own Year: 2003 Lyrics: We don't like you, we just want to try you I'm tired of runnin', the feeling ain't comin' This all could be simpler, it all could be simpler But all this is
- [John Moreland - Oh Julia](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/john-moreland/) - December 20, 2017 Track: Oh Julia Artist: John Moreland Album: In the Throes Year: 2016 Lyrics: Julia, do you remember How the church bells rang Oh your Sunday dress looked And how the angels sang But they kept us in a stranglehold Filled our heads up with fear And I saw the
- [Toad the Wet Sprocket - Is There Anyone Out There?](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/toad-the-wet-sprocket-is-there-anyone-out-there/) - December 22, 2017 Track: Is there Anyone Out There? Artist: Toad the Wet Sprocket Album: New Constellation Year: 2013 Lyrics: A swarm of senses, a shatter-storm Tangled threads to weave a world We build defenses and call them homes Each alive, alert, alone Is there anyone, is there anyone out there, hey,
- [The Church - Electric Lash](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/the-church-electric-lash/) - December 23, 2017 Track: Electric Lash Artist: The Church Album: Seance Year: 1983 Lyrics: The electric lash of trees in the studio Fills my head with light Only the voice of the girl on the radio Falling from a height I turn to leave as if in a cameo It doesn't feel
- [Whirling Dervishes - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/whirling-dervishes-grinch/) - December 24, 2017 Track: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch Artist: Whirling Dervishes Album: Grinch Year: 1995 Lyrics: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch! You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel!
- [The Kinks - Father Christmas](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/the-kinks-father-christmas/) - December 25, 2017 Track: Father Christmas Artist: The Kinks Album: Father Christmas / Prince of the Punks single Year: 1977 Lyrics: When I was small I believed in Santa Claus Though I knew it was my dad And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas Open my presents and I'd be
- [Anderson East - Satisfy Me](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/anderson-east-satisfy-me/) - December 26, 2017 Track: Satisfy Me Artist: Anderson East Album: Delilah Year: 2015 Lyrics: I sipped the finest brandy It's not as sweet as perfume I kissed the softest lips But even they wouldn't do I drove the Autobahn, in a Coupe de Ville Climbed Kilimanjaro and it was just a hill
- [Pearl Jam - Come Back](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/pearl-jam-come-back/) - December 27, 2017 Track: Come Back Artist: Pearl Jam Album: Pearl Jam Year: 2006 Lyrics: If I keep holding out,... will the light shine through? Under this broken roof... it's only rain that I feel I've been wishing out the days... come back I have been planning out... all that I'd say
- [December 2017](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/) - Each track featured in December 2017 is shown below. Click the album art or the Artist/Track/Album links to see more about the featured track, including YouTube videos and lyrics. Album Art Artist/Track/Album Date Posted The Record Company - Off the Ground - Give It Back to You December 13, 2017 Kasey Anderson -
- [The Edgar Winter Group - Frankenstein](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2017/the-edgar-winter-group-frankenstein/) - December 30, 2017 Track: Frankenstein Artist: The Edgar Winter Group Album: They Only Come Out at Night Year: 1972 Lyrics: Instrumental Just how often does one get to see an albino musician positively shred the keyboards, saxophone, and drums in a single video? In the following live performance, Edgar Winter does just that.
- [Will Hoge - Pocket Full of Change](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/will-hoge-pocket-full-of-change/) - January 2, 2018 Track: Pocket Full of Change Artist: Will Hoge Album: The Man Who Killed Love Year: 2006 Lyrics: Another day on the road Got a thousand miles to go Do another show In some town that we don't know Probably should have stayed in school But I'm here just like
- [Ryan Bingham - Southside of Heaven](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/ryan-bingham-southside-of-heaven/) - January 4, 2018 Track: Southside of Heaven Artist: Ryan Bingham Album: Mescalito Year: 2007 Lyrics: When I die, Lord, won't you put my soul up on a train Won't you send it southbound Give it a cool blues-man name? I've been lost on them back roads So many times, I've gone blind
- [Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood - Forever Man (Live)](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/eric-clapton-steve-winwood-forever-man-live/) - January 12, 2018 Track: Forever Man Artist: Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood Album: Live from Madison Square Garden Year: 2009 Lyrics: How many times must I tell you, babe? How many bridges have I got to cross? How many times must I explain myself? Before I can talk to the boss? Before I
- [Exile - Kiss You All Over](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/exile-kiss-you-all-over/) - January 12, 2018 Track: Kiss You All Over Artist: Exile Album: Mixed Emotions Year: 1978 Lyrics: When I get home, babe Gonna light your fire All day I've been thinkin' about you, babe You're my one desire Gonna wrap my arms around you Hold you close to me Oh, babe I wanna
- [Ace Frehley - New York Groove](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/ace-frehley-new-york-groove/) - January 14, 2018 Track: New York Groove Artist: Ace Frehley Album: Ace Frehley Year: 1978 Lyrics: Many years since I was here On the street, I was passin' my time away To the left and to the right, buildings towering to the sky It's outta sight in the dead of night (Ooh)
- [Sugar - Helpless](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/sugar-helpless/) - January 17, 2018 Track: Helpless Artist: Sugar Album: Copper Blue Year: 1992 Lyrics: Another time, time after time You make me feel so helpless, I I never tried to change your mind I keep it to myself, it's... Sometimes I've got to tell you Is it this time I'll tell you We've
- [Electric Light Orchestra - Livin' Thing](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/electric-light-orchestra-livin-thing/) - January 23, 2018 Track: Livin' Thing Artist: Electric Light Orchestra Album: A New World Record Year: 1976 Lyrics: Sailin' away on the crest of a wave It's like magic Rollin' and ridin' and slippin' & slidin' It's magic And you, and your sweet desire You took me, higher and higher, baby It's
- [The Rolling Stones - Like a Rolling Stone](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2018/the-rolling-stones-like-a-rolling-stone/) - Posted: January 24, 2018 Track: Like a Rolling Stone Artist: The Rolling Stones Album: Stripped Year: 1995 Lyrics: [Verse 1] Once upon a time you dressed so fine Threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you? People call, say "Beware doll, you're bound to fall" You thought they were all
- [May 2016](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/may-2016/) - Each track featured in May 2016 is shown below. Click the album art or the Artist/Track/Album links to see more about the featured track, including YouTube videos and lyrics. Album Art Artist/Track/Album Date Posted Big Head Todd & The Monsters - Runaway Train - Riviera May 1, 2016 Social Distortion - Bad Luck -
- [findingjoeshlabotnik](https://danceswithbass.com/findingjoeshlabotnik/) - Finding Joe Shlabotnik is a blog devoted to card collecting super nerds. Here, you can feel free to let your nerd flag unfurl. I began collecting baseball and football cards in 1975 at the age of seven. One of my fondest memories is of my mother taking me to T-ball games, and afterward, stopping at Dennison's Market in Marion,
- [Dances With Ass](https://danceswithbass.com/dances-with-ass/) - Not what you were expecting, I bet. You see, donkeys are my spirit animal - not only because they are the patron saint of my preferred political party - but because they are damn hilarious. And think about it, when was the last time you met a donkey who was an ass? Not "ass" as in Equus
- [My Morning Jacket - Mahgeetah](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/my-morning-jacket-mahgeetah/) - Originally posted: January 31, 2016 Track: Mahgeetah Artist: My Morning Jacket Album: It Still Moves Year: 2003 Lyrics: Sittin' here with me and mine All wrapped up in a bottle of wine Little we can do, we gonna see it through somehow So, now are you ready to go, my lady? I been waitin' on the
- [R.E.M. - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/r-e-m-its-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-and-i-feel-fine/) - Originally posted: January 26, 2016 Track: It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) Artist: R.E.M. Album: Document Year: 1987 Lyrics: That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn World serves its own
- [Redbone - Come and Get Your Love](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/redbone-come-and-get-your-love/) - Originally posted: January 25, 2016 Track: Come and Get Your Love Artist: Redbone Album: Wovoka Year: 1970 Lyrics: Hail (Hail) What's the matter with your head? yeah... Hail (Hail) What's the matter with your mind and all your sighing? And-a ooh-ohh Hail (hail) Nothin's a matter with your head, baby, find it Come on and find it
- [The Bob Seger System - Ramblin' Gamblin' Man](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/the-bob-seger-system-ramblin-gamblin-man/) - Originally posted: January 24, 2016 Track: Ramblin' Gamblin' Man Artist: The Bob Seger System Album: Ramblin' Gamblin' Man Year: 1969 Lyrics: Yeah, gonna tell my tale come on, come on. Give a listen, Cause I was born lonely down by the riverside. Learned to spin fortune wheel and throw dice. And I was just thirteen when I
- [Faces - Stay with Me](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/faces-stay-with-me/) - Originally posted: January 22, 2016 Track: Stay with Me Artist: Faces Album: A Wink Is As Good As a Nod to a Blind Horse Year: 1971 Lyrics: In the morning Don't say you love me Cause I'll only kick you out of the door I know your name is Rita Cause your perfume smelling sweeter Since
- [Lou Reed - Dirty Boulevard](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/lou-reed-dirty-boulevard/) - Originally posted: January 22, 2016 Track: Dirty Boulevard Artist: Lou Reed Album: New York Year: 1989 Lyrics: Pedro lives out of the Wilshire Hotel he looks out a window without glass The walls are made of cardboard, newspapers on his feet His father beats him 'cause he's too tired to beg He's got 9 brothers and sisters
- [Wilco - You Never Know](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/wilco-you-never-know/) - Originally posted: January 19, 2016 Track: You Never Know Artist: Wilco Album: Wilco [The Album] Year: 2009 Lyrics: Come on, children You're acting like children Every generation thinks It's the end of the world All you fat followers Get fit fast Every generation thinks it's the last Thinks it's the end of the world Yes, dream
- [Charlie Musselwhite - Church Is Out](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/charlie-musselwhite-church-is-out/) - Originally posted: January 19, 2016 Track: Church Is Out Artist: Charlie Musselwhite Album: Delta Hardware Year: 2006 Lyrics: Born in Mississippi, raised up in Tennessee. Never wanna cross or mess with a man like me. Friends like me 'cause I speak my mind. Women love me 'cause I take my time. Jump and shout 'cause Church
- [Eagles - Heartache Tonight](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/eagles-heartache-tonight/) - Originally posted: January 18, 2016 Track: Heartache Tonight Artist: Eagles Album: Edible Darling Year: 1979 Lyrics: Somebody's gonna hurt someone before the night is through Somebody's gonna come undone. There's nothin' we can do. Everybody wants to touch somebody if it takes all night. Everybody wants to take a little chance, Make it come out right. There's
- [Johnny Cash & Carl Perkins - "Brown-Eyed Handsome Man"](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/johnny-cash-carl-perkins-brown-eyed-handsome-man/) - Originally posted: December 11, 2015 Track: Brown-Eyed Handsome Man Artist: Johnny Cash & Carl Perkins Album: Unearthed Year: 2003 Lyrics: Arrested on charges of unemployment, He was sitting in the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney Said you free that brown-eyed man You want your job you better free that brown-eyed
- [The Alan Parsons Project - Games People Play](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/the-alan-parsons-project-games-people-play/) - Originally posted: January 14, 2016 Track: Games People Play Artist: The Alan Parsons Project Album: The Turn of a Friendly Card Year: 1980 Lyrics: Where do we go from here now that all other children are growing up? And how do we spend our lives if there's no-one to lend us a hand? I don't wanna live
- [David Bowie - Rebel Rebel](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/david-bowie-rebel-rebel/) - Originally posted: January 13, 2016 Track: Rebel Rebel Artist: David Bowie Album: Diamond Dogs Year: 1974 Lyrics: You've got your mother in a whirl She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl Hey babe, your hair's alright Hey babe, let's go out tonight You like me, and I like it all We like dancing and
- [Band of Heathens - Shotgun](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/band-of-heathens-shotgun/) - Originally posted: January 13, 2016 Track: Shotgun Artist: The Band of Heathens Album: Sunday Morning Record Year: 2013 Lyrics: I heard that you were talking about me I heard you had a smile on your face while you cry, cry, cried. Everybody's walking around it But I just have to laugh at the truth in your
- [Little Green Cars - "The John Wayne"](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/little-green-cars-the-john-wayne/) - Originally posted: January 12, 2016 Track: The John Wayne Artist: Little Green Cars Album: Absolute Zero Year: 2013 Lyrics: It's easy to fall in love It's easy to fall in love with you It's easy to fall in love It's easy to fall in love with you You go outside dressed like that You knew what
- [Red House Painters - Byrd Joel](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/red-house-painters-byrd-joel/) - Originally posted: January 10, 2016 Track: Byrd Joel Artist: Red House Painters Album: Old Ramon Year: 1998 Lyrics: My baby sleeps in blue Warm and naked, pale and pretty I feel the seventh wave Of the ocean in the motion I feel a brand new sickness Coming over me like a storm Used to feel so good
- [Talk to Me - Jay Bennett & Edward Burch](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/january-2016/talk-to-me-jay-bennett-edward-burch/) - Originally posted: January 10, 2016 Track: Talk to Me Artist: Jay Bennett & Edward Burch Album: The Palace at 4 a.m. Year: 2002 Lyrics: Lyrics to come Jay Bennett was best known for being part of Wilco for several of the band's most critically acclaimed records, including Being There. Bennett was a multi-instrumentalist, playing guitar,
- [X - 4th of July](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/x-see-how-we-are-2/) - Originally posted: December 30, 2015 Track: 4th of July Artist: X Album: See How We Are Year: 1987 Lyrics: She's waitin' for me when I get home from work oh, but things ain't just the same She turns out the light and cries in the dark won't answer when I call her name On the stairs
- [The Handsome Family - Far from Any Road](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/the-handsome-family-far-from-any-road/) - Originally posted: December 29, 2015 Track: Far from Any Road Artist: The Handsome Family Album: Singing Bones Year: 2003 Lyrics: From the dusty may sun, her looming shadow grows Hidden in the branches of the poison creosote She twines her spines up slowly towards the boiling sun, And when I touched her skin, my fingers
- [Josh Rouse - It's the Nighttime](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/josh-rouse-nashville-2/) - Originally posted: December 28, 2015 Track: It's the Nighttime Artist: Josh Rouse Album: Nashville Year: 2004 Lyrics: You play your stereo loud You've got your headphones on I see you dancing around To your favorite song It's 'Who Do You Love' I wanna know his name And does he feel like I feel Is he
- [Whiskeytown - Houses on the Hill](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/whiskeytown-strangers-almanac-2/) - Originally posted: December 26, 2015 Track: Houses on the Hill Artist: Whiskeytown Album: Stranger's Almanac Year: 1997 Lyrics: Well, I found a bunch of letters that were written for the fellow who broke your mama's heart And the envelope folds smelled of her ancient perfume I'll bet she didn't know how to respond before the blankets of
- [The Damnwells - I'm a Leaver](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/the-damnwells-im-a-leaver/) - Originally posted: December 26, 2015 Track: I'm a Leaver Artist: The Damnwells Album: Air Stereo Year: 2006 Lyrics: Lock your lips on eastern time, Bleed my heart, I'm leaving mine. See my soul makes it home. I'm high on wretched wine. Spinning here alone. I left you on the street, With a face so long,
- [Mojave 3 - Krazy Koz](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/mojave-3-excuses-for-travellers-2/) - Originally posted: December 21, 2015 Track: Krazy Koz Artist: Mojave 3 Album: Excuses for Travellers Year: 2000 Lyrics: Krazy koz, Rick's on the run He's been gone for far too long Can't break the back of it This lonely track Can't break the back of this track Hope you're feeling fine Some people are so
- [matt pond PA - Halloween](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/matt-pond-pa-halloween/) - Originally posted: December 21, 2015 Track: Halloween Artist: matt pond PA Album: Several Arrows Later Year: 2005 Lyrics: Went to where the people were on a Saturday night Seems like it always seems Where I go I want to leave I thought we were doing fine with our lives There are people who will
- [Leo Kottke & Mike Gordon - Sweet Emotion](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/leo-kottke-mike-gordon-sixty-six-steps/) - Originally posted: December 19, 2015 Track: Sweet Emotion Artist: Leo Kottke & Mike Gordon Album: Sixty-Six Steps Year: 2005 I expect that all of us have heard Aerosmith's version of Sweet Emotion several thousand more times than we'd actually prefer. It was a great song until FM rock radio ran it into the ground.
- [Chris Cornell - Nearly Forgot My Broken Heart](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/chris-cornell-almost-forgot-about-my-broken-heart/) - Originally posted: December 17, 2015 Track: Nearly Forgot My Broken Heart Artist: Chris Cornell Album: Higher Truth Year: 2015 Chris Cornell is best known for his ferocious vocals for 90s grunge juggernaut, Soundgarden, and his 2000s supergroup, Audioslave (with members of Rage Against the Machine). However, what many don't know is the Cornell is
- [The New Basement Tapes - Kansas City](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/the-new-basement-tapes-kansas-city/) - Originally posted: December 15, 2015 Track: Kansas City Artist: The New Basement Tapes Album: Lost on the River Year: 2014 The tracks on Lost on the River were written by Bob Dylan in 1967. The artists comprising The New Basement Tapes recorded dozens of Dylan tracks at the direction of T Bone Burnett. On
- [Jackie Greene - Uphill Mountain](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/jackie-greene-uphill-mountain/) - Originally posted: December 15, 2015 Track: Uphill Mountain Artist: Jackie Greene Album: Giving Up the Ghost Year: 2008 It is my belief that every good road-trip deserves a great soundtrack, and I believe every trip should start with the windows down and Jackie Greene at the wheel. Lyrics: Big Joe Tuner, Elmore James Street
- [Anders Osborne - Echoes of My Sins](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/anders-osborne-echoes-of-my-sins/) - Originally posted: December 13, 2015 Track: Echoes of My Sins Artist: Anders Osborne Album: American Patchwork Year: 2011 Whether you find your redemption from a god or in your own heart—and even if those two are one in the same—our quieter moments are when we're forced to hear the echoes of our
- [Country Mice - Giving Your Heart Away](https://danceswithbass.com/radio-khmd/december-2015/country-mice-hour-of-the-wolf/) - Originally posted: December 11, 2015 Track: Giving Your Heart Away Artist: Country Mice Album: Hour of the Wolf Year: 2013 Don't let the band's name fool you, there's nothing overtly country about its sound on "Hour of the Wolf," but you will hear some honest to goodness rock hooks that feel as though maybe

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